never mind I was way too positive here everything is shit just die I guess
why the fucken fuck do we take everything so seriously?
walk barefoot in the grass for a while. dance in the rain while everyone watches you. dramatically profess your love and get torn to shreds. listen to people as if they’re saying the most amazing things in the world; who knows, maybe they are.
it’s a short life. don’t spend your time stressing about the grand nature of the narrative you’re trying to weave from your life.
as long as you’re appreciating living, and living to appreciate, what more is there to ask for?
As someone who likes using the internet it’s easy to find stories and drama from fandoms and stuff that are really interesting but I will never bring them up out of the fear of evoking said fandom’s wrath or just being in eye shot of them
in the mood to write poetry in a notebook while holding a ball python in my left hand.
people who claim that they are “entitled to their opinion” often fail to remember that that rule applies both ways.
sure, you’re welcome to say what you want, but if I think your opinion is shit and I don’t like it I also have a right to call you out on it.
holy shit more like
divine doodoo
soup but you replace the soup with ketchup
bro...I’m 100% straight bro...what do you think you’re doing with those perfectly kissable lips bro...
science: Lonelier people take hotter baths/showers in order to compensate for their lack of ‘social warmth’.
me, already with my left leg submerged in a McDonald’s fry cooker: you’re fucken WRONG I am perfectly CONTENT