As someone who likes using the internet it’s easy to find stories and drama from fandoms and stuff that are really interesting but I will never bring them up out of the fear of evoking said fandom’s wrath or just being in eye shot of them
I am funny man
animal crossing but it’s just people in fur suits.
science: Lonelier people take hotter baths/showers in order to compensate for their lack of ‘social warmth’.
me, already with my left leg submerged in a McDonald’s fry cooker: you’re fucken WRONG I am perfectly CONTENT
cashier: that’ll be $5.67
me: *pulls out kangaroo and reaches into pouch* *pulls out cash* shit sorry dude I’ve only $6, you’ve got change, right
cashier: wtf
kangaroo: where is Australia
y’all ever think about how bananas it is
bro...I’m 100% straight bro...what do you think you’re doing with those perfectly kissable lips bro...
soup but you replace the soup with ketchup
holy shit more like
divine doodoo