Saw A Good Cow, BOUGHT A Good Cow. Anyways This Is Martin

the computers ability to constantly out everyone for their lies will never not be funny to me

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

Magnus Fans will say “The Magnus Archives is an office comedy” or “The Magnus Protocol is a polyamorous romcom” and then you have them talking about it and they go

I’m Magnus Fans

guys this feels oddly illegal like wdym we’re getting NEW tma universe lore post-season-five…

arthur probably every day

“girl dinner!!” I say as the computer just consumed a man molecule by molecule

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

I can't do this anymore

arthur’s hear me out cake but it’s just an alcoholic priest, a hitman who tried to murder him, and a shard of a god who took his eyes

the ceaseless watcher needs to rest its eyes just for a minute just for a little bit