"the Magnus Archives Sounds Cool! What Are The Content Warnings?"

heinrich unheimlich fanfic but he just makes alice break them into a furniture store and he has the time of his life

i guess i’ll have to rely on fanfic for a sevika brothel scene (i know you lesbians wanted one)

the computers ability to constantly out everyone for their lies will never not be funny to me

HEY SO WHAT DID THAT ENDING MEAN HARLAN?? HARLAN IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND WHO WAS HE TALKING TO???? WHAT WAS THAT???? HELP????

Magnus Fans will say “The Magnus Archives is an office comedy” or “The Magnus Protocol is a polyamorous romcom” and then you have them talking about it and they go

I’m Magnus Fans

i want this on my wall rn

“girl dinner!!” I say as the computer just consumed a man molecule by molecule

This is for all the Gearbreakers duology people, hope u have the best day x

alright horror game meetup at the sketchy warehouse ya’ll we gaming with Hienrich Unheimlich tonight (bring your own chair)