I Had A Dream Where I Adopted A Baby Boy Who I Adored More Than Anything. I Don’t Remember His Name

ngl every time I see a fujoshi make an ‘bl’ recommendation and Google it, the plot is always always ‘violent sexual assault of a struggling, mentally ill man but it’s okay because the perpetrator is sexy and has a smoking habit, and the victim will fall in love with him eventually anyway.’

Fujoshis are fucking gross lol

I got two of the tgcf books for my birthday yesterday, and I just…

How the shit did he say that out loud

anime women in the 90’s versus now. I’m violent.

I’m biting people

sometimes I go on Pinterest and see comments I made and forgot about, and it feels like I’m being executed by gunshot against a brick wall

”Do I. Do I just have a tiger now.”

chuuya, seeing a white tiger: hey aren't you dazai's weird kid??

white tiger: *tiger noises*

chuuya, sighing: well whatever. i guess i'll take you back to shitty dazai. ur almost on port mafia territory

white tiger: *tiger noises*

chuuya, using his ability to carry a freaked out tiger:

chuuya, at the ada office: oi open up

fukuzawa, walking out at the commotion and seeing a giant cat i mean tiger: O-O

dazai, walking out becuz chuuya: chibi what are you- why do you have a tiger

chuuya: huh??? wtf do u mean y do i have a tiger

kunikida: i think he means: why are you in possession of a tiger?

chuuya: i didn't fucking kidnap him if thats what ur implying

atsushi, walking out: whats going o- oh! is that a white tiger? chuuya-san, are you in kenji's saving wildlife club??

chuuya, staring wide eyed at atsushi and then the tiger and then atsushi: what

AAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGHHHH

quotes and lyrics that make me think of asheiji:

I was in pain putting this together

creds:

Herakles - Euripides// art by @ana--pudim// Seventy years of sleep - Nikka Ursula// art by @edamammy// writing prompts for the broken-hearted - Eden Robinson// the Great War - Taylor Swift// ivy - Taylor Swift// autumn - Patty Dickson Pieczka// art by @bigansa// good light - Andrea Gibson// Euripides - Anne Carson// art by @ana--pudim// peace - Taylor Swift// sweet nothing - Taylor Swift// the fear - Clementine Von Radics// art by @shira47a// king the colour of space/tower of molasses & marrow// art by @ginkohs// love letter from Zelda Fitzgerald// banana fish// Eurydice - Sarah Ruhl// banana fish

I need everyone to understand that any time I ship a m/f couple it is in an unmistakably queer way. Never once have I shipped a heterosexual m/f pairing, you understand.

Local autistic discovers that in order to speak a new language you have to learn it. Ten dead forty seven injured.

is this a safe space to say that if he was real this man would not be safe from me

There would be nowhere he could go where I would not find him and ask him out. Asexuality be damned, he could be go to the ends of the earth and I would sense him like a shark and chase him with speed previously unseen by humanity. He could be hiding in a little house in the ass crack of the turtle holding up the planet and I would show up at his door with a rose between my teeth. I want him biblically. I want him in a way that would make Jesus himself rise from the ground and punch me in the throat. Then Jesus would see this man and join in instead.

I’ve never been to America but I think I want to go there just so I can get a car, start in New York or something, and drive all the way to California. Then all the way back. Preferably with a gang of buddies who are all also non binary bisexuals and varying displays of autism. Cons are that I get motion sick after fifteen minutes in a vehicle and I will put metal music and Hozier on in the same five-minute timespan, pros are that I’m hot and willing to make out with anyone else there and I’ll eat the fruit gummies that nobody else likes.