I’ve Never Been To America But I Think I Want To Go There Just So I Can Get A Car, Start In New York

the fatherless community has 𝙣𝙤𝙩 forgiven Qi Rong

I know damn well Shorter would be the most IRRITATING older brother type, and it’d be so cute

maybe dont go on a date at the exact restaurant shorter works at next time

I’m afraid for my life

my dear friend, are you aware that you’re the funniest person I’ve ever had a conversation with

”Hua Cheng would never bottom” are you high. Are you on drugs. What is it you smoke. Is it crack? Weed? Coke? Are you huffing glue? Are you on mushrooms? Xie Lian could politely go ‘I think I wanna top tonight’ in passing conversation and that man (ghost?) would go ‘Ok Gege :D I love you’ and then he’d happily get his back blown out, and he’d be arching the whole time. I know him personally so I can vouch. Get your act together.

new batch of xie lian memes but theyre just really sad and existential this time hahaa

how did it end on book four. Why are we all gluttons for punishment.

no "show results" button this is for hardcore tgcfheads only no "more than one" button you must choose and save your nuance for the tags good luck

whelp, thanks for the headcanon.

*fucking legs it.*

so far I've only seen the "haha jun wu was so funny putting fengqing in charge of the same domain" take and yes it is objectively a hilarious thing for him to have done but has anyone considered he did that hoping they'd fail? i mean look at yin yu and quan yizhen. being in charge of the same domain didn't work out so well for them. I'm betting jun wu was hoping something equally devastating would befall fengqing so that when xie lian eventually ascended again he'd be without his old friends and all alone. put the two known for hating each other together and let them fight over the south and surely they'll end up destroying each other right? well jokes on jun wu fengqing are the worst kind of codependant and they ain't going anywhere

nothing is more fun that creating OC’s who have relationships with characters that would need to be wildly out of character in order to ever give a fuck about them in the slightest. Like wdym Hua Cheng is nice to my silly little OC because he’s small and sells weeds by the road in ghost city like a street urchin. He would not fucking say that (affectionate)

The girls on tiktok brought back the word fujoshi, if nobody told you.

Yeah, they don’t know the definition or history and get mad when you try to correct them. No yeah they post about the fetish mangas too. Yeah.

drawing fanart is so funny cause you notice details that you wouldn’t notice normally but make you actively murderous. Like what the fuck do you mean my wife walks around with these on his feet.

I am about to end up with an entire list of countries in which I am not welcome while in possession of my head and pulse