”Do I. Do I just have a tiger now.”
chuuya, seeing a white tiger: hey aren't you dazai's weird kid??
white tiger: *tiger noises*
chuuya, sighing: well whatever. i guess i'll take you back to shitty dazai. ur almost on port mafia territory
white tiger: *tiger noises*
chuuya, using his ability to carry a freaked out tiger:
chuuya, at the ada office: oi open up
fukuzawa, walking out at the commotion and seeing a giant cat i mean tiger: O-O
dazai, walking out becuz chuuya: chibi what are you- why do you have a tiger
chuuya: huh??? wtf do u mean y do i have a tiger
kunikida: i think he means: why are you in possession of a tiger?
chuuya: i didn't fucking kidnap him if thats what ur implying
atsushi, walking out: whats going o- oh! is that a white tiger? chuuya-san, are you in kenji's saving wildlife club??
chuuya, staring wide eyed at atsushi and then the tiger and then atsushi: what
ngl every time I see a fujoshi make an ‘bl’ recommendation and Google it, the plot is always always ‘violent sexual assault of a struggling, mentally ill man but it’s okay because the perpetrator is sexy and has a smoking habit, and the victim will fall in love with him eventually anyway.’
Fujoshis are fucking gross lol
The audacity Ash Lynx has to call ANYBODY ELSE a fag while wearing those glasses and having that boyfriend needs to be studied
ugh nauseating the way eiji looks at ash when he's pouting about their little lover's quarrel
some serious faggotry happening in the new york public library
Yeah, they don’t know the definition or history and get mad when you try to correct them. No yeah they post about the fetish mangas too. Yeah.
When Daniel Howell started opening up about how much he hates shipping culture surrounding his relationship with Phil, but I never did that shit even as a kid so I get to watch people getting shamed for their fucked up behaviour
sing is actually like that huh
Wanna hear something really whacky and funny? I’m in my ‘I am cringe but I am free’ era, so I was making an OC for Banana Fish cause I’ve been hyperfixating on it since I was sixteen. Said OC is a hacker. Since I know nothing about code, I asked my mother who knows code some questions I had. My mother asked me what I needed to know this for, and I said it was for a character I was writing without letting her know that it’s an OC because I’m not willing to be cringe with an audience. My mother, however, liked the character and his story after I explained him a little, and she told me to get it to 50k-75k words and she’d edit it and send it to publishers. So, in a whacky turn of events like that of a 2000’s Disney movie that I’m too hot to watch, I am now writing an entire novel so she doesn’t find out that my character is an OC for a silly little show about gay people. Why is my life this fucking weird?
whelp, thanks for the headcanon.
*fucking legs it.*
so far I've only seen the "haha jun wu was so funny putting fengqing in charge of the same domain" take and yes it is objectively a hilarious thing for him to have done but has anyone considered he did that hoping they'd fail? i mean look at yin yu and quan yizhen. being in charge of the same domain didn't work out so well for them. I'm betting jun wu was hoping something equally devastating would befall fengqing so that when xie lian eventually ascended again he'd be without his old friends and all alone. put the two known for hating each other together and let them fight over the south and surely they'll end up destroying each other right? well jokes on jun wu fengqing are the worst kind of codependant and they ain't going anywhere
idk who needs to hear this rn, but you can literally do whatever you want forever with your gender. You can want boobs in a guy way and want a dick in a girl way. You can want neither and both and everything in any way you’d like. You can have any gender, and still do whatever you want. Present the way you want to, transition into anything, do anything- regardless of your gender. Gender has no walls, the differentiation between gender and sex is intended to liberate. If you aren’t liberated, there’s no point. I implore you, do whatever you want forever.
They/he/itNonbinary Autistic19 yoAchillian and Sapphic cause life is just like thatLiterally no idea why I made this stupid fucking blog, I just had too many thoughts and nowhere to put them
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