You’ve Been Hit By,, You’ve Been Struck By,, [LOVE AND PEACE]

The difference between cacti and all other plants is that cacti are invincible.

My cacti have survived being drop kicked off my window sill multiple times by my cat,

Emergency surgery due to similar circumstances as above,

My forgetting to water it for like a month because I moved it and the adhd brain threw that info into the garbage,

The toxic nature of my cake-plaster, single pane aluminum window room.

All other plants can be on a specific regiment with directions followed and still decide that life is simply not for them.

For your pleasure,, items for sale that make me want to cry or possibly laugh:

Advice for mixed skin types be like “treat this part of ur face this way and this part that way” but what they don’t know is that the same exact parts of my face are oily and peeling at the same hekkin time ‘:\

Nothing is better than being comfy and snuggled into a weighted blanket pulled up around your chin.

Baby me with fiction: I know this story front to back. I could quote whole chapters to you. I know these characters well enough to have imaginary conversations with them. Any trivia you ask I can answer.

Baby me with nonfiction: Uuuuh it was talking about [topic] or something… there was a picture of a thing.

Your skin is an organ.

Therefore when you shave you are shaving your organ.

Every time I look up something relating to autism and autism speaks is the first thing to pop up I want to bite it. Chew it up and spit it out. >:/

Real things customers have said to me:

“Well that’s not gonna work for me, I’m gonna need you to say yes”

“When I die my wife is gonna have me cremated and stored in a cookie jar”

See also:

<TW: gross innuendo>

Something someone said to my coworker who was using a can of pressurized air:

“You’re pretty good with that - you can b**w me any time”

Song: I don’t want to set the world… on… fire~ I just want to staaaaart…

Me: a filet mignon heaaaaaaart~

This is what Porter Robinson’s Worlds album sounds like to me (I haven’t listened to the other albums)

Does anyone get a diff feeling? Similar/same?