Real Things Customers Have Said To Me:
Real things customers have said to me:
“Well that’s not gonna work for me, I’m gonna need you to say yes”
“When I die my wife is gonna have me cremated and stored in a cookie jar”
See also:
<TW: gross innuendo>
Something someone said to my coworker who was using a can of pressurized air:
“You’re pretty good with that - you can b**w me any time”
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Anyone else have a mind pop that got old like ten years ago? So tired of my brain going
“I have a face”
Over and over.
Average attempt at communication with adhd.
Particularly stupid words I cannot seem to conquer when attempting to type thoughtlessly:
- hte
-becasue
-threfroe
An electrician once came to our house. Said whoever designed the wiring was “creative.” I somehow do not think this was a complement
Random LoTR things that amuse me:
- Elronds eyebrows
- Gandalf get your war magnet AWAY FROM MY SANCTUARY
- Legolas sees a sad, Legolas does a puppy eyes
- Saruman’s stare of judgement when Grima leans toward the gunpowder(?) with a torch
- Gandalf’s magic self-cleaning robe
- The number of ppl who say “mithrandir” with disdain
- Aragorn’s bs op tracking skills
- “Sam, can you just let me project in peace”
- Sam just casually taking out Sauron’s like… evil rival sister creature
- The Nazgûl king’s pursed (•̀ᴗ•́) face
- Either Aragorn or Merry trying to give pip a concussion with an apple
- The fire ent dousing itself with a faceplant
- Haldir being torn between amusement, reluctance, and surprise at Aragorn’s hug after feigning neutrality for all previous encounters
- Gimli’s shock at Legolas protecting him from Eomer
- Also how excited Gimli was about using the horn (idk what you call the tower horn thing)
- The fact that literally everyone seems to know Gandalf and has some form of strong opinion about him
Back on the trigun train
Arright my more experienced friends, I need some brainstorming. Some ideas, if you will.
One of my favorite sweatshirts has finally gone from “I’ll just say this spill happened today” stained to “This is a paint shirt” stained
But. So has a whole load of my laundry. So! I want to save, at the very least, the whale and some of the flowers (embroidered directly onto the fabric, from Jeana Draws).
I have no idea what to do though. If it was a patch, I’d remove it and place it somewhere else. If it was just the sleeves or just the body, I’d just remove one or the other and see new bits on. Alas, motor oil and a machine washed chapstick have attacked both.
Any ideas on how to recycle these bits into something else wearable?
Random internet stuff that refuses to leave my brain (mostly memes):
-“it’s the one thing you can’t replace” photo thief
-free real estate meme guy with 8 eyes being a spider saying his thing
-the LOTR meme that people always hooked up to the wrong part of the scene (one does not simply, but they put the img where he says “the great eye”)
-cut my life into pieces, this is my chocolate baagakdhsgakhdhs
-the milk video, soup video, and “my berries”
-the theme that plays in Alphys’ lab
-the plane full of arrows that flew over that island
-sad cotton candy raccoon
-I love you Mr bubz
-starving child who desires chicken nugger, sweer potato, and French fried menu story
-hello darkness my old friend Elmo
What random stuff has cursed y’all with its unending presence?
I may not entirely believe in magic but sometimes it seems like it believes in me and is going *SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK* with a rolled up newspaper when I’m not looking.
Did you know that you have a face
