The Difference Between Cacti And All Other Plants Is That Cacti Are Invincible.

Does anyone else just unthinkingly and rhythmically move their foot at the ankle whenever they’re sitting or laying down or is that just me? I can’t remember ever not doing it and only tend to notice if I’m rubbing something raw or if someone tells me it’s causing noise

Real things customers have said to me:

“Well that’s not gonna work for me, I’m gonna need you to say yes”

“When I die my wife is gonna have me cremated and stored in a cookie jar”

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Something someone said to my coworker who was using a can of pressurized air:

“You’re pretty good with that - you can b**w me any time”

Hey so like why is there a third story door? This region does not get extreme snow, and is too high to be reached by flooding. So. Wh

A couple more dumb server sketches.

Shoutout to that time a skeleton killed me 7 times, stole my armor, disappeared, then showed up several days later to jump me and make it an 8th

Empathy without boundaries is self destruction

Be careful not to let your desire to help turn into allowing someone to break you down.

I did an art.

If you happen to see the other place I posted this plz don’t.

I think that Planets by Jerobeam Fenderson is capable of resetting my brain

Your skin is an organ.

Therefore when you shave you are shaving your organ.

Colored in an old sketch I did

That’s such a cold place to wake up for the first time…

To reiterate:

I think Wild has a blast scar spanning from cheekbone to jaw to neck and upper trapezius. I think he likely lost some hearing and vision to the injuries but regained them in the shrine, leading to a bit of a glow and color change in his eyes. (The hair style is mostly just to show the scarring, not for design) I think he and twilight both probably have tapetum lucidum.

I think Twilight has freckles from working on the ranch, which would have lightened during his adventure, but not gone away. I believe his wolf marks prolly are translucent, but can be darkened by night, magic, or recent transformation.

I agree with the deity marks on Time. I think that the functionality of the eye was likely returned though, so his eye would be open because it’s p difficult to keep a functioning eyelid closed for an extended period of time. The scars are from him getting freaked out about the marks and trying to claw them off. I also think he has a little ponytail like Wild. Just for fun.

Nintendo owns Link as a character, and Jojo invented linked universe y’all

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