Pssst… Krowrok

Kyojuro kept sight in his eye, even if the lid was damaged. Him and Uzui are besties. Despite his father’s comments on his appearance, Kyojuro does not cover his scarring.

Uzui offered to make him a patch if he wanted one but thought it was flashy that Kyojuro chooses to bear his scars with confidence.

Kyojuro tries not to think about his father’s opinion. He appreciates keeping his depth perception, and keeps eyedrops and salve from Shinobu to care for his injury on the long term. He does not love the reminder of his weakness, but at the same time, it is a reminder that he did his job; he protected the kids and came home to his family.

An electrician once came to our house. Said whoever designed the wiring was “creative.” I somehow do not think this was a complement

Sometimes life is normal and sometimes u walk into a Costco and a giant skeleton is looking at u from over the tops of the aisles

There is something particularly nice about laying on warm pavement in the cool evening after a sunny day. You can look up at the clouds with the warmth at your back and the breeze on your face

I’d like to imagine that the boop makes an empty paper towel tube *PONK* noise.

There is so much tired in my body plz help

Ma gets it

Various Link Lore/ Character Questions

I have questions. There has to be people out there who know the answers or have theories

- Who pierced Majora Mask’s Link’s ears? He woke up with them??

-Do the Links from the 86 games, toon, and wind waker etc have iris color in universe or is it just… brown/black/Very Very dark blue

-How old… quantitatively.. (life experience) do people think OOT/MM Link would be at the end of his adventure

-Who exactly are the not-typical-hylian people in twilight princess? (They point out at one point that he has pointed ears and they don’t and his original kingdom is gone) or is ordon in hyrule and twilight’s kingdom wasn’t..? But the castle is… I’m confused help

-People pointed out that there is iconography from Skyward sword in breath of the wild (and theme similarities in totk) so… if they were founded in different ways… are they in the same universe but time shenanigans? Or was the iconography just easter eggs

-w h e r e is the sheikah tech in totk? Where did they put the skyscraper sized beasts? And the towers? There doesn’t even seem to be scraps beyond the one in hateno

Real things customers have said to me:

“Well that’s not gonna work for me, I’m gonna need you to say yes”

“When I die my wife is gonna have me cremated and stored in a cookie jar”

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<TW: gross innuendo>

Something someone said to my coworker who was using a can of pressurized air:

“You’re pretty good with that - you can b**w me any time”