There is so much tired in my body plz help
Parents: why do u always want your hair so short and in such a specific cut?
The characters in shows I watched growing up:
- mattress on the highway got ran over by a semi. It went under, the semi waddled, the mattress bunched up, then ejected out the other end like a frog. No one was injured.
- “saw” (heard) a boom as a car passed us on a two way. Looking behind, the car was sideways and smoking. We were not hit and did not hit. We assumed a tire blew or something.
- 3 separate 2 car accidents on the same stretch of highway, separated by like a mile each
- Like 17 broken apart black baby dolls on the road. All different brands and not even slightly in one piece?? I have so many questions????
- A deer ran into us. Into the side of our car.
- A gas price that started with a $1.
- A car with red headlights. Or maybe flipped rear and front lights. Or maybe it was somehow driving backwards on the highway…
- A dude on a bicycle that was also a light-up unicorn. It reminded me of that scene in merry poppies with the carousel race.
Baby me with fiction: I know this story front to back. I could quote whole chapters to you. I know these characters well enough to have imaginary conversations with them. Any trivia you ask I can answer.
Baby me with nonfiction: Uuuuh it was talking about [topic] or something… there was a picture of a thing.
My suitcase: what would u say if i came in with a bunch of mold
Me:……..
My suitcase:
Me:
Me: what’s that on your zipper?
My suitcase:
My suitcase: I think you know
No but fr why is my zipper n 2 wheels moldy but the ancient tie-dyed strip of fabric I tied to the handle years ago is absolutely fine??
Genuine question:
I am a neutral-to-fem Audhd human who enjoys paying people compliments.
I always do so respectfully and follow the “only compliment parts of their self they have control over” thing.
But I wanted to know - is it socially acceptable for an adult to direct compliments to younger children when they are with their parents?
I generally don’t unless I know the parents, because I’m never quite sure…
Anyone else playing totk just feel like gesturing irritatedly at the sky any time someone insists you go check out the fake Zelda sightings or go find Zelda?
Like I know exactly where she is she’s right there why do I need to waste time checking out these “sightings”
I’ve gotta go plop down on the light dragon and toss silent princesses into her hair and rant about the dumb citizens every time a character asks.
Hey so how do you continue with your day when a discordant and unseen ice cream truck drives somewhere in the vicinity of your house playing a tune you have never heard before
Me every day:
“I should post that sketch I made!”
*doesn’t*
Hyrule citizens: Link, you need to go find Zelda!
Link: *pointing at the giant royal-family colored dragon in the sky* HAVE. Have found.
Later…
*Link is sitting on the Light Dragon braiding silent princesses into her mane*
“Then they acted like that creepy, Yiga-like, no good ghost girl was you!”
*collapses with a huff*