So I Watched The First Episode Of The Training Arc.

Random internet stuff that refuses to leave my brain (mostly memes):

-“it’s the one thing you can’t replace” photo thief

-free real estate meme guy with 8 eyes being a spider saying his thing

-the LOTR meme that people always hooked up to the wrong part of the scene (one does not simply, but they put the img where he says “the great eye”)

-cut my life into pieces, this is my chocolate baagakdhsgakhdhs

-the milk video, soup video, and “my berries”

-the theme that plays in Alphys’ lab

-the plane full of arrows that flew over that island

-sad cotton candy raccoon

-I love you Mr bubz

-starving child who desires chicken nugger, sweer potato, and French fried menu story

-hello darkness my old friend Elmo

What random stuff has cursed y’all with its unending presence?

People who use the hot water during ur shower will be like “I only used it for a second!”

Oh, ok then. So you’re fine with One ice cube down your shirt.

Strange thing a customer has said to me #476:

“You look kinda Asian, like my daughter. So if you like it, she’ll like it.”

Story time:

So one time I was at a summer camp and a kid brought a bulk package of pixie sticks with them (they’re flavored sugar in paper straws). They were sharing them with everyone but the counselors and leaders were not a fan of having a collective of like 100 sugar high 10 y.os for a week straight.

The pixie stick kid divided the bag amongst his cabin mates and what ensued in the following week was 100 10 y.o kids having sugar drug deals. There were shady secret meetups. Ziplocks of pixie sticks buried in hidden locations for pickups.

Kids were biting off pieces of the stick and chewing the sugar out so counselors couldn’t retrieve the sticks if caught. You just shoved the whole thing in your mouth and spat out the wrapper after.

I feel I should also mention this was a bible camp. A bible camp of pixie stick dealing 10 y.os.

I’m so tired. They’re so sorry.

I’ve been haikued

More sketches of tristamp. I can’t find the rest of my markers :’D

I did not feel like doing the pattern on Nai’s… shirt. Skin. I am still unclear on what his top is. I am not unclear on what a manipulative jerk he is tho

There is something particularly nice about laying on warm pavement in the cool evening after a sunny day. You can look up at the clouds with the warmth at your back and the breeze on your face

Odd things I found at the beach today:

-ancient alarm clock

-couch

-microwave

-vertebrae

-red… button? Key?

-front door rug

I added a little ✨ spice ✨

Am I supposed to believe this is not a doorway to somewhere Else? I’m not even touching on the other one that went over the normal path and was covered in mushrooms that weren’t anywhere else.

Your skin is an organ.

Therefore when you shave you are shaving your organ.