Jesper: You Didn't Cry When Bambi's Mother Died? Kaz: Oh Yes, It Was Very Sad When The Guy Stopped Drawing

as if inej’s entire backstory isn’t dependent upon her being taken at 14. as if the entire point of both matthias and nina’s conflict isn’t that they were both raised a certain way and now that they’ve come to adolescence they have a chance to break free. as if wylan’s entire relationship with his father isn’t about him coming of age. as if the entire point of kaz’s dirtyhands persona isn’t that he’s seventeen and terrified of the older barrel bosses. i don’t even wanna get INTO jesper. or kuwei.

I've been seeing so many, "the crows aren't reeeaallly teenagers", "them being kids makes me uncomfortable", "I age them up in my head", "I like the ages better in the show", and idk if I have the energy to hash out the meta essay it takes to address these opinions and why they are deeply wrong, so I will just say BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

okay wait i want a genuine explanation about something. why are some people talking about how bucky never said anything about isiah... like wasn’t he under hydra’s control when he met him?? he might not have recovered that memory until recently. and even if he knew before... he wasn’t really in a place to tell the world anything until after the blip, bc he was a fugitive until that point. so, in the few months after the blip he’s obviously dealing w his PTSD and isiah or anything else from the past like that isn’t his first thought. like i seriously wanna know what people are talking about, i don’t get it. we’ve seen bucky be super ignorant in other ways, but idk how it applies here.

ALSO… (black widow spoilers)

there WAS a fucking grave. “there was no body, of course she didn’t have a funeral.” THERE WAS A GRAVE. SO WHERE WAS THE FUNERAL. right, so what i’m hearing is, the russo brothers didn’t think to include one.

Me while watching House of the Dragon

i’m loving the sudden conflict between the good omens fandom and the spn fandom. like why tf are we arguing which one is better? which one sent an angel to super hell after admitting his gay feelings? that’s what i thought.

nina: as a Healer…

kaz: heartrender

nina: i hereby offer my licensed services…

kaz: unlicensed

nina: as a grief counselor…

kaz: grief causer

nina: if anyone needs to talk, the doctor…

kaz: not even close

nina: is in!

jesper: you know that guy i’m dating?

kaz: wylan? your child bride?

mor: eh, don't be so hard on yourself. if someone i was in love with was getting married... rhys: in love with? mor: yeah... rhys: i'm not in love with feyre. mor: oh! no, no, good, me neither. rhys: mor, i'm not going to feyre's wedding because she hates me and it would be really uncomfortable. not because, i’m in love with her! i mean, hey, y’know, i like feyre as much as the next guy, y’know? clearly I have feelings for her, but feelings don’t mean love! i mean, i have loving feelings for feyre. yeah! i have feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that i’m in love with her. y’know? i have sexual feelings for her, but i do love her. mor: ... rhys: oh my god! why didn't you tell me? mor: we thought you knew! rhys: "we?" mor: yeah, we all know, we talk about it all the time! rhys: you all know?? does feyre know?? mor: oh, no, feyre doesn't know anything. rhys: oh, i can't believe you didn't tell me. mor: well, because we thought you knew. it's so obvious! god, it'd be like telling amren "hey, you like jewelry."

jesper: you like me? you like my personality?

wylan: i was surprised too

some common bitch: aziraphale and crowley aren’t canon bc they didn’t kiss

me, appalled: so ace people don’t exist ig

the same person: but,,, they’re not ace

me, still appalled: nah they’re just ethereal and demonic beings with no form of gender or sexual expression

neil gaiman, emerging from a hole in the ground: *thumbs up*