Me while watching House of the Dragon
inej: this is the last box of your clothes. i'm just gonna label it "what were you thinking?" nina: huh, that's funny. i was just gonna go across the hall and write the same thing on kaz.
y’all pls do not look at my likes. i have no self control and immediately looked up no way home spoilers. save yourselves, it’s too late for me.
ALSO… (black widow spoilers)
there WAS a fucking grave. “there was no body, of course she didn’t have a funeral.” THERE WAS A GRAVE. SO WHERE WAS THE FUNERAL. right, so what i’m hearing is, the russo brothers didn’t think to include one.
no bc the scene where bucky says “if he was wrong about u, he was wrong about me” has so many layers. it’s sad bc bucky has been through so much shit and constantly doubts his self-worth (“i don’t know if i’m worth all this steve”) and then steve left him, so he prob feels like he WASN’T worth it. but then, you have to think about sam’s side of it, which a lot of bucky stans are neglecting. this situation is about systemic racism in this country and that’s what the conflict is. so yes, bucky is traumatized and that’s sad, but sam has his own story and it was HIS shield to give up.
kaz: damn it! everybody, bathroom now!
nina: what’s up, dad?
jesper: what, kaz?
kaz: is someone playing a joke on me? honestly, why is my towel still wet?
jesper: cause it’s not your towel, it’s my towel, kaz
kaz: no, it’s not your towel. your towel is the red one.
jesper: i’ll tell you this, pal: i’ve never used that. i do use that one every single day.
kaz: oh god
nina: this towel’s so warm and fluffy, it’s like it’s been in the sun forever!
matthias: this means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.
inej: intimate
i’m thinking about the fact that yelena probably found out about nat through the news bc the avengers didn’t know to call her. i’m in pain.
wylan: you don’t see me saying anything crazy about kaz and inej’s weird, little relationship!
kaz and inej, in unison: they’re just jealous…
will: wait, so if we’re 70% water, isn’t drinking water cannibalism?
hannibal: i’m gonna have to go with no, but i like the way u think
will, the next season: *wakes up in a cold sweat* oh my god
this aged so poorly lmfao
i want the fourth episode so bad. why would tom hiddleston make me so suspicious of the end? king really made me so nervous for what.