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does anyone want to read some tma poetry I forgot that I made a little while ago?

here ya go! (I named it “Somewhere Else” btw)

Statement Begins

Place your hand in mine, love

As a new dawn arises

As I weep for you and you for me,

and us for all that might’ve been

All the while The Watcher sees, and knows,

While The Lonely cradles you like a mother should her child

We’ll meet again

Somewhere, somewhen

I’ll find you again

Statement Ends

wow, so my day was going great until I dipped back into the fnaf fandom

not only did I get to tweak out over the timeline I made for my fnaf fic being proven completely and utterly incorrect but I found out that apparently I missed matpat’s last gtlive video by about four weeks.. hows your day going?

Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

I’m picking him up as taking him as one of my own (this is the 4th or 5th child I will be adopting)

itty bitty baby ezekiel comes up to you and says "DADDY! DADDY!"

what do you do

Guys I love love love love aqua teen hunger force but I love love love love ezekiel1!1!1 and master shake ig..

I am listening! I am invested! Please yap about your au idea!!

AHHHHHHHHHIIWJHDIEHDIANRRUFIFBFIEBF HFHDB I GET TO YAP ABOUT THIS YAYYYYYY

ok so, I honestly don’t have much of an idea as to where exactly this would go, but just for the basics (which I’m mostly coming up with on the fly, I’ll be honest) here we go:

(this ended up being quite long so everything else is under the break, sorry!)

obviously, ford and bill were not always… separated, as it were. growing up and into his teens and early twenties it was just stanford pines, no “alter egos” or masks or anything of the sort (much as he would’ve loved to be able to hide who he was).

then, when he moved up to gravity falls and began his research, he began to realize that there were so many things that he wanted to do, couldn’t do, because of his reputation. he needed to keep his record clean because if he didn’t, he could easily have his grant money revoked, and any future opportunities in the pursuit of science dashed due to one small slip up. so, he began to look into, well, changing who he was, splitting himself, so to speak, as to be not one but two at the same time.

eventually, it worked somehow (probably through a potion, as jekyll uses in the original book), and he found himself as not just one, but seemingly two people in one body. there was the stanford pines most people knew, the eccentric, odd mad scientist that lived in the woods at the edge of town, and then there was another, completely new facade. bill cipher, named for his often frustratingly vague double speak and extreme use of overly complicated metaphors (yes I’m giving bill’s name a reason, it sort of annoys me that theres no reasoning for hyde’s name in the book but thats a rant for another day).

to begin with, bill seems content with simply switching back and forth at ford’s will, being the way for ford to kick back and let loose with no fear of the repercussions. at least, until ford begins to have trouble getting back to himself. thats when he begins to doubt the true intent of his other self, of bill. its around this time he calls fiddleford. the man may have studied engineering, but in this world he also knows a little something about psychology, and paired with his brilliant mind, ford’s very precise notes of the situation (ahem the journals ahem), and the fact that hes basically ford’s only friend, it felt like the best course of action.

of course, in actual gravity falls, ford does his best to hide bill from fidds but here bill is exactly why ford called him. anyone else would’ve called him crazy, tried to experiment on him or worse, but fiddeford would never do any of that and ford knows it (just to be clear, I do think that if I ever wrote anything for this au college fiddauthor would be heavily implied here).

fidds does his best to help but when bill goes on a rampage one night, going so far as to kill the heir to the northwest family, preston northwest, he knows ford is beyond fucked (just a heads up, the person bill kills being preston may change but idk, we’ll see if I ever actually come back to this au haha). the reason fiddleford originally makes the memory gun in this au isnt for himself, its actually to try and erase the memories of what bill has down from the townspeople’s minds. the only problem is that the next time they see bill all of the memories return and everyone is back at square one. its just too much for fidds, and he begins to turn the memory gun on himself in an attempt to get rid of the fear, pain, failure, and regret that helping his friend brought him.

ford on the hand is mortified by what hes done. I highly doubt that there would be a confrontation type scene, it would be closer to how the book goes, where ford quickly begins to be unable to switch between stanford pines and bill cipher. the au would probably “end” (as in if I turned this into a fanfic/comic/whatever the story would end there) with ford figuring out where stan is, calling and begging him to come up to gravity falls and help him, before ultimately turning the memory gun on himself and ridding himself of “bill” once and for all.

the only problem is that in order to remove bill, he has to remove stanford pines and all that he is as well. now, we all know how this goes in both the show and most aus; stan or ford or whoever it is that is possessed by bill erases themselves/has someone erase them, is weirdly blank for a bit but ultimately regains their memories. well here it… wouldnt work like that. bill(/hyde) is an integral part of ford(/jekyll), to remove bill(hyde) is to remove stanford pines (jekyll), theres no way around that. so, ford sort of ends up in that “blank slate” state for the rest of his life. he called stan prior to erasing himself because he knew stan would take care of him no matter what, and he was right. for the rest of their lives, stan takes care of his brother to the best of his abilities, and while they never get to sail the seas together, and some nights bring unimaginable sorrow for stan, knowing he’ll never speak to his brother again, despite the fact that very man sleeps just a few doors down the hall, they make it work. ford (or, well, whats left behind when you remove everything that makes a person who they are) sees that his blankness hurt stan but he cant do anything about it, and to begin with almost avoids stan, at least before they finally have a talk in which stan reassures “ford” that he’s sure whatever reason ford may have had for erasing himself, it was worth it.

as for fidds, well it mostly works out in a similar way to canon, he does eventually regain most memories but of course some bits are still fuzzy. the fuzzy bits are never fully recovered, as the one person who may have been able to fill in the blanks no longer exists, but fidds is still mostly alright.

the journals… sort of exist? but not in the way that they do in the show, and what does exist stan had from the very beginning. ofc the twins still have to deal with monsters and spooks and whatnot in gravity falls, just not anything that has to do with bill (which means that, of course, weirdmageddon physically cannot happen). at some point, dipper begins to insinuate that the weirdness of gravity falls might have something to do with “ford’s”… situation, which is when stan finally fully comes clean with all he knows about the situation. its not until fiddleford begins to regain his memory, however, that any of them learn the truth of what was going on.

oh yikes, I wrote a lot more for this than I meant to, whoops!

oh yeah, I’m naming this au the “Dr. Pines/Mr. Cipher” au for now, but if anyone has any better ideas or if thats already been used for something else, please let me know!

also, @aaabatteryy I LOVE MARINEFLAMES’ CONFRONTATION ANIMATIC, THAT WAS ACTUALLY WHAT I WAS REFERENCING WHEN I MENTIONED OTHER ANIMATIONS USING A SIMILAR CONCEPT TO THIS AU

oh, and I just want to say that I’ve never watched the musical so thats why this doesnt (intentionally) incorporate any elements of that.

guys I have an au idea, hear me out on this

a gravity falls au thats a jekyll and hyde type deal, with ford being jekyll and bill being hyde

(I know something similar has probably already been done before and that so many animatics have been made with them and confrontation but LET ME COOK CHAT)

also I may or may not have accidentally developed a little bit of an obsession with the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde so if anyone wants to yap about it with me PLEASE LET ME KNOW I NEED TO YAP ABOUT THIS TO SOMEONE

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

the trauma compelled him to correct stanley's grammar

Yall one of my friends wants a gf so im making this

She wants a red velvet lesbian gf who’s emo but the emo part is optional and can be no older then 14

She’s a ginger btw

Guys I’ve gotten two new hyperfixations and it’s so weird for both of em cuz like we got

The two who were dragged into something and died due to the actions of some fucker named Jimmy and the carelessness of their captain Curly. Daisuke was still a child when it took place he had no idea or experience for what had happened and the deaths of everyone could’ve been avoided if only Jimmy wasn’t a hateful and envious man, and Anya’s story is sad to due to curly not punishing Jim like he should’ve and put his comfort before her safety but even then she still managed to keep curly alive for 4 MONTHS with only a little amount of bandages and painkillers miss girl was a gift

And then we got “haha traumatized white men that got fucked over by a corporation and got possessed by a experiment they had, some guy that a crazy dude tried to marry and a dude who got fucked over by a cult that killed his wife I love them now”

I SAID NOT TO FOR A REASON 😭

never fucking read dipper goes to taco bell. what the actual fuck.

like i'm sorry but we as a fandom have to stay firm on our anti-AI values. we cannot suddenly start giving AI a pass when it's something we "want to see" like destiel kisses. it's not suddenly fine. we're not going to start using AI to make fanfic scenes come to life or audio AI to make characters "say" stuff we want to hear. you have GOT to be firm on your anti-AI stance. if you start making exceptions then suddenly anything will fly. fandom is for real art and creations made by real people. no AI fanfics. no AI art. no AI rendered "bonus" scenes. no AI audio. none of it has a place here.

never fucking read dipper goes to taco bell. what the actual fuck.

"YOU'LL BE BACK" Gravity Falls Animatic!

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

WAIT GUYS IS TODAY ACTUALLY FIDDLEFORD’S BIRTHDAY AND I DIDNT KNOW??

well if it is actually is his birthday happy birthday fidds!!

Putting all tabletop players into a college level ethics class and forcing them to turn in a paper on moral philosophy before buying a new book

Some drawings of Fidds from a video I made using a tiktok audio: -

I love this anxious southern man-

The video:

I’ve decided to share all of my crack au ideas for gravity falls

the hunger games

ok hear me out on this one: ford is katniss (also making stan prim), fiddleford is peeta, and bill is snow, but hes not humanoid, like hes still a triangle

gameshow au

basically, bill is a gameshow host, and ford is his contestant.

twilight au

bill is edward (also the rest of the henchmaniacs are the rest of the cullens), ford is bella, fiddleford is jacob, and stan is charlie (except obviously him and ford are brothers, not father and daughter lol). also maybe this makes dipper and mabel essentially renesme…? idk its crack for a reason.

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

Reblog if you enjoy writing/reading fanfic.

Reblog if you enjoy looking at/creating fanart.

Reblog if you’re proud of the creation of fanworks in general.

Reblog if you're AAAAH

Autistic ADHD Asexual Absolutely exhausted Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading

gravity falls ship

fuck I cant lie this beautiful rise in old man yaoi and sometimes young man yaoi in gravity falls was unexpected BUT GORJUS genuinely makes my fucking day my week my MONTH anytime I see fiddauthor or fiddlestan fanart or fanfiction (just ship that gay country boy with someone please toxic, not toxic, one sided, happy ending or not idgaf) I love billford and billstan as well tbh I'm a huge multishipper my favorite aus are where billford and fiddlestan exist like that's PEAK to me. fiddlestan are my favorite the most from this rise of old man yaoi tho, the fanarts of them when they're old men *cry emoji* keep up the great work gravity falls fans

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.