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Creatures….

I made a whole page of MHA doodles featuring the League, INCLUDING My C.Ai Oc Yatsuhashi (totally not cringey lmao)

BTW like trigger warning for blood and like- one scene with a death but it's nothing super duper graphic. just Toga being Toga and a scene from a dramatic bot i rped with (down there vv)

[Zoom up of some sections of the images]

Here's some of my personal favourites I drew:

(warning for Toga beng Toga aka Toga covered in B L 0 0 D)

Dabi: I'm not paid enough for this..

Toga, covered head to toe in blood: You're getting paid?

FULL PAGE of my Oc Yatsuhashi. lil description; he was raised with Tomura under AFO when he was 5 (because the man couldn't stop kidnapping children) and is basically the younger brother of Tomura.

he's like- the 'certified mega-hacker' of the group who's whole job is to like.... hack stuff, research heros, and uh.. be a nuisence to society.

His quirk is called 'RUPTURE' and he wears lil artist gloves so he doesn't accidentally blow something up. (Tomura's gaming mouses are an exception)

Yatsuhashi: ever heard of chapstick?

Tomura: ...

Yatsuhashi: amazing invention.

so Shigaraki's name in Kanji is (死 し 柄 がら 木 き 弔 とむら), which I found funny cause- like imagine he has to write that out every time.

I dunno, Just thought it was funny

also you got a lil Yatsuhashi & Kurogiri moment down there lmao-

I love DRawing Shigaraki in scenecore, I don't know why!! just- he's perfect! he's got the daddy issues, and the daddy issues. also drawing him in Scene is just so fun. honestly, Drawing scene is just fun in general

also, (sort of) Goth dabi is canonical You cannot tell me otherwise- LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT THIS GOTHIC MAN.

also,

my personal favourite;

Dabi: Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Dabi: nah.

Dabi: Keigo Fried Chicken.

He's such a asshole I love it.

aaanyways that's all the drawings I got for today, like I said, more to come!! :DDD

hope yah enjoyed

Toji SMAU - When love was always there.

Chapter 2 - Bait and Burn

Summary: You see him again on your first day of college. Fuck. Toji Zenin has been the bane of your existence since your first day of kindergarten. Over the 15 years you’ve had the “pleasure” of knowing him, he’s made it his personal mission to make your life a living hell. From chopping off your hair in kindergarten to pushing you into a pond on your first day of high school, Toji has done it all. You’d always thought he would choose a college far away from you, but as it has always been, fate came to kick your ass. Hard.

{chapter 1} ; {next}

warnings: cursing, sexual language

AN: shoko might be ooc in this. don’t really care. she’s my burnt out med student queeeeen.

//Tag List?

Oh boy gimme a bit to get used to using Tumblr again.  I might make them fancy later but for now sweet and simple sounds good to me.

Some things I found funny in science class

Guy I sit next to :hey (my name) what's biodiversity richness?

Me: read it, it's right there on the paper

Guy I sit next to: I can't, I'm illiterate

Me: you are in honors classes? I doubt that?

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My teacher: ok, if you have the spring pictures on your desk, go ahead and throw those away-

Guy I sit next to: rippes the paper in half and eats one side

My teacher : what? O-ok then

Genshin boys on Halloween 🎃

I know Halloween was like 3 days ago but this was in my drafts and I forgot to post it 😭

Warnings: nothing! Crack and fluff(?)

Characters: Diluc, Childe, Itto, Xiao, Cyno, Dottore

Diluc

He is definitely not celebrating. End of story.

Prob forgot that it was Halloween ngl until Klee came and asked for candy 😭

No amount of mora could convince him to dress up

Man is boring 🙁

Childe

1000% going all out

He’s never experienced this as a child so he’s really excited!

Would dress up as a funny or hot costume. No in between

Like a banana costume or would wear his normal outfit and say he’s a fatui harbinger for Halloween 🧍‍♀️

And yet everyone would believe it

Also would definitely NOT take only 1 candy from the bowls

Itto

*sigh*

You best believe he’s celebrating

Another one of the “not only taking 1 at the bowls”

Would definitely want a funny costume like a ghost

His horns would poke through the sheet tho so he would be a devil ghost(?)

You can not tell me he doesn’t trade his candy with kids for better ones

“I’ll trade you butterfingers for that full size bar!” “Wha- that’s a terrible deal!” (Sorry i don’t like butterfingers 😭)

Xiao

Will not celebrate pt 2

Would disappear before anyone could ask him to celebrate

He would watch the children trick or treat tho and make sure they stay safe

If he catches a kid taking more than 1, he’d probably wear his mask and scare the child into putting the candy back

Poor kid ran crying to their mother 💀

Cyno

Now he’s interesting

He wouldn’t dress up, but he would get in the Halloween spirit

Would crack jokes

“What do you and a Jack o lantern have in common?” “W-what?” “You both don’t have any guts. Now get up and follow me.”

“You see, Jack o lanterns have their insides taken out and you are the definition of a coward so-” “I get it, I get it!”

You get the point

Dottore

The type to lace the candy

No he probably would

Just a little sprinkle of whatever this is on the candy wont hurt

Just imagine how pissed Tighnari would be when children would come to him with hives and fevers all over them 😭

At least Dottore knows his powder works!

Lesson: don’t take candy from fatui members 😢

Sorry again I couldn’t post this on Halloween 🙁 I was trick or treating (I’m never too old to trick or treat 😡)

There was hardly any children out, like when I was a child, I would be going to every single house and then trading my candy with my brothers

Anyway hope you enjoyed!

At the Lupin hideout after Conan got kidnapped by them and is trying to Annoy his papa be like:

Conan: did you know diarrhea is hereditary

Jiegen: what..

Conan: yeah… it runs in ur jeans (genes)

Jiegen: “trying not to laugh” pfft

Conan: “small giggle”

Jiegen: “laughing quietly” that is so goddam stupid

Conan: you laughed motherfucker 😂

Jiegen: i didn’t laugh

Conan: yes you did:)

Jiegen: “defeated sigh” Jesus I’m losing it

Conan: you’re losing it big time >:)

Fukuzawa and Mori switched places?

Imagine after Natsume pairs Mori and Fukuzawa up for his plan Fukuzawa finds out about Mori’s plans to kill the current Port Mafia boss.

Imagine Fukuzawa beats him to it and kills the boss first in the hopes that he can at least make the PM into a lesser evil.

Imagine Mori founds the Armed Detective Agency to stay on the tail of the PM and hopefully get Fukuzawa arrested or at the very least force him out of the boss position…

frantic fanfic pt 2

..... him .....

Once upon a time in a very VERY distant multiverse, Luka and his very alive wife Hyuna got to visit a theme park called Phoenix Wonderland. "Wow Hyuna my lovely alive wife, thank you for using your seven figure salary to pay for this awesome date!" "Of course, my beautiful alive husband. Hey, look over there! There's a troupe performing!" As they approached the humble stage, a purple haired perform

..... me .....

er stretched his arms above his head in celebration before lifting the microphone to his lips. He screeched, and the audience went wild.

See, the performers were well known, a group referred to as Wonderlands X Showtime. While the ringleader and circusmaster of their troupe was a man with or*nge hair called Tsukasa, the most well-known and "simped" over member was the one currently occupying the stage. Rui Kamishiro.

Luka looked back at Hyuna, his beautiful and very much alive wife, and started to cry. Tears rolling down his pink and fresh and ALIVE cheeks, he gasped out, "I'm sorry, my sweet beautiful lovely alive wife, I'm leaving you…!"

Luka ran up the stairs leading to the stage without looking back, into Rui's waiting arms. "My love, beautiful, never possibly dying Rui Kamishiro… Marry me!" He cried out, dropping to one knee and holding up a ring made from the tears of Till and Ivan.

"This is the ring known the Amulet of Doomed Yaoi, please, wear it!"

..... him again .....

Rui Kamishiro, flabbergasted, simply blurted out; "No… but sir, I… I'm a minor!" He then proceeded to die on the spot. Hyuna, her jaw practically on the floor, quickly composed herself. "My twink husband, Luka…" Luka, traumatized; "My lovely alive wife…" "Its okay, Luka. I always knew you were gay. Take the Amulet of Doomed Yaoi and find your true love!" "Oh, Hyuna, thank you! I'd knew you'd understand!" "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!" The security officer, who had just arrived on the scene, yelled right before arresting Luka on the spot.

Many days later, in the courthouse;

playing "frantic fanfic" with a friend.. uh.. idk man

......... me .........

Mizuki crawled out of the ocean, gasping for air. She loved oxygen, couldn't remember the last time she'd appreciated something so simple to this degree. Mizuki coughed, spitting sand out of her mouth, tasting salt and blood. Her throat hurt. She collapsed, exhausted. L had decided to visit the beach with his husband, Light. He was practicing the art of "touching grass", much to the chagrin of the assembly of Discord mods that always relied on his fearsome judgement. Looking out on the bay, L fully took in the wondrous view. So this is what the world was truly like, when you took away the collection of pixels keeping it obscured. Rolling up his pants and slipping off his shoes, L stretched his toes into the warm sand. An unpleasant sensation akin to small claws and teeth ripped its way up L's leg. I... don't like sand.

......... him .........

"ts pmo" L muttered. Attempting to ignore the discomfort of the sand, he began to walk down towards the water. Perhaps he could find he noticed an odd, human-sized heap at the edge of the water. Being a

......... me again .........

n alpha male like himself, he immediately spotted the maiden in distress. He ran to her side, and brushed the sand out of her face. She wasn't moving.

The next day L and Light held a funeral for the girl, despite not knowing her name or even anything about her. They buried her in their backyard, and never thought about her again.

Then they passionately kissed on stream. Yippee

Is the vsco trend dead? Pretty much. But did I have free time? Yes. So yeah here it is

I did this on my phone on a bus, so the editing is wack

Lesbiab birbs (I think they deserved a separate post)

Low quality/background Azula appreciation post ❤️

Azula with Minions it Will be very funny, since they stay loyal to her no matter what. Azula in the spirit temple fighting this spirit while the Minions have their shennigan looking for food

(they found a rock)

Enjoy this doodle that I don't even know why I put a watermark on 😭😭😭 I promise you will get more azula with minions when my art block stop chomping on my brain 👍🏼

The shittiest shitpost of all shitty shitposts

My minion loving friend randomly came up with the idea of minions serving azula and it was too good to not draw it 😭😭😭

Angr girl kisser

Also if you're reading this and your name s Jia and you commissioned me on artistree please respond to my dm pookie 😞

Zaza on lesbians @nayadoesstuff

Part 2 of drawing atla as tiktok screenshots I got of Pinterest

I will never get tired of drawing that same empty eye look expressions

Repost while I'm making more

Idk I might make more of these tbh also boomer ozai canon (idk that he's in his 40s) ᕙ⁠(⁠＠⁠°⁠▽⁠°⁠＠⁠)⁠ᕗ

Idk I might make more of these tbh also boomer ozai canon (idk that he's in his 40s) ᕙ⁠(⁠＠⁠°⁠▽⁠°⁠＠⁠)⁠ᕗ

No thoughts head empty just CEO azula

"good one azula! 😁😁"

Hooty swears venage on that cyber truck driver.

(might do part 2)

Craftycorn’s new wepond

I don’t know the artist because a friend send me this pic but it reminds me of the “I’m In my mums car vroom vroom” meme

Waking up in the morning feels like

Dave’s voice for venom is killing me

maze runner incorrect quotes

newtmas:

thomas: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. newt: This is a lie. newt: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. newt: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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thomas: Do you want to know your gay name? newt: My... my gay name? thomas: Yeah, it's your first name- newt: Haha. Very funny thomas- thomas: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. newt: Oh- oh my god.

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thomas: As top in this relationship, I think we should- newt: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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*newt comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in thomas’s bedroom.* thomas: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? newt: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a boyfriend. newt: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* thomas: ...

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thomas: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? newt: Aww- thomas: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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newt: *seductively takes off glasses* newt: Wow... thomas: *blushes* Haha... what? newt: You're really fucking blurry.

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newt: I want to kiss you. thomas, not paying attention: What? newt: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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*newt and thomas are in Paris.* newt: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? thomas: But... newt: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... thomas: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? newt: Yeah. thomas: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. newt: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. thomas: Okay, alright.

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thomas: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? newt: Peonies, why? thomas: newt: Were you going to get me flowers? thomas: newt: thomas: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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thomas: Do you love me? newt: We’re literally married. thomas: Yeah, but as friends or—

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newt: Are you ready to commit? thomas: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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newt: Fight me! thomas: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* thomas: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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newt, texting thomas: Hey do you like anyone? thomas: Yeah you newt: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends thomas: *Yeah, you? thomas: Oh haha sorry lol newt: *dies inside*

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newt: You got a date yet thomas? thomas: No... newt: Well you do now! Get your arse up and hold my hand!

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newt: Pros and cons of dating me. newt: Pros. You'll be the cute one. newt: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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thomas: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. newt: What- how? thomas: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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thomas: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. newt: How so? thomas: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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thomas: Father, I have sinned. newt: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.

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newt: thomas, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? thomas: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

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gladers:

gally: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

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minho: Did you like the food I made? thomas: No, not really. minho: But I put my heart and soul into it! thomas: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

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gally: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. minho: What's wrong with you?? gally: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. newt: No, they mean other than that. gally: Ohhhhhh. gally: I haven't slept in 4 days.

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minho: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect

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minho: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

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newt: Raisins. It's nature's candy.

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minho, laying in bed: Get out of my room. gally, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

HEYYYY STRAWBERRIESSSS IM BACKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

i have not posted in a while bc i've been suppa busssyyyy but here's something and i might post more later on

love ya'llll!!!!!

I drew Kim as a pony and I couldn’t stop 😦