Castiel Is Like If You Had One Hand Only, And That Hand (your Only Hand) Was A Small Cat. You Can Never

Habanero. Mmm.

I've just discovered #companionsona .for companions that you just. You MAKE UP A GUY. To travel with the doctor. Now, self inserts are NOT my thing. I don't wanna read about ME. IM not a BLORBO. But;!ok. Listen. The Doctor has had SO many companions... And timesn... I could make up silly little guys. For instances that you can't prove didn't really happen, or won't happen in the future. They can almost even be real??? Right??? Anyways. Just had to say, I think it's a good thing.

I'm just thinking here. Not even going to tag this.

The phrase "time zone" sounds really cool and sci-fi when you separate the words from their meaning . What is a "time zone"

A zone... Of time... Watch out, there's time in that zone!

But then you think, that's what a time zone IS. I'm in a TIME ZONE. It's 2025 A.D. and I'm living in a "time zone"

How novel!

[Sam, Dean and Cas are staying in some house temporarily while on a hunt]

Cas: There's a female woman at the door

Dean: (at Sam) Wh- why is he saying that? (Turns to Cas) Why are you saying that?

Cas looks at Dean blankly and motions to the door.

Sam looks at his watch as the doorbell rings.

Sam: Ooooh wait, that's probably for me.

Dean: (confusion)

Sam opens the door and accepts a package from a mail woman.

Dean and Cas look at each other

Dean: Wait... When we get deliveries, you're... You're thinking it's called the MALE-MAN!?

Dean doubles over, laughing

Dean: AND SINCE IT WAS A LADY YOU ASSUMED IT WOULD BE A FEMALE WOMAN!?

Castiel looks extremely confused

Cas: that's what you said the other day, though, I know I heard you right? Male man???

Sam: (sets down with his package, pointing at it and smiling) Mail, m a i l.

Dean is positively howling in the background.

I work at a gas station at night. For whatever reason, generally, the store gets empty around 10 and then gets clusters of people at 11. So I, when I come back out from the back room and see people... I have not played Minecraft in MONTHS. For whatever reason, my first thought is

"the mobs have spawned"

This is killing me

911 IS HAPPENING IRL NEAR ME!!!

@zaniephoenixblr-blog broke the news to me😭😭

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Hey guys sorry for the 2 posts about brine shrimp Wilson Tumblr glitched (view attached)

The See Slug, corrupted by the Eye, is a small and beautiful part of the TMA apocalypse ecosystem.

I would like to draw more corrupted creatures. Specifically the creatures of the Ceaseless Watcher because eyes are fun. Let's make this nightmare world biodiverse!

I will only accept creature suggestions, eye pun name optional(highly encouraged). I might use these in a portfolio and need the designs to be my own, so please- draw your own if you want something in particular! You have my full support!

Context: somehow a post I made about Jon being a dishrag turned into this after an anonymous ask

Pigeons??? The totally domesticated infamously trainable birds that are actual war heroes and can fly missiles?? And spot cancer and learn tricks and fly home and read food labels for allergens?? Harder to control than OWLS??? Sorry, pigeons are a huge interest of mine and reality hits HARD when I meet someone that just.. doesn't know a thing about them! Which is not your fault, society views them as pests and most people think that's all there is to know about them :(

The good news is, you have untapped wells of pigeon knowledge waiting for you if I can encourage you to go have some fun learning about these beautiful birds!!

Will there be pigeons in season 3? I just feel like you can't go wrong with pigeons in season 3

That's up to the Pigeon Central Committee.