Wilson Looking For House In The Morgue

Okay! We're married now :)

I went into the out

Theory: clocks restrain the passage of time, most efficiently while you are looking at one, but even just having a clock handy to keep checking slows things enough. One day, your phone dies so you can't check the time before and after you shower to know how long it took. You exit the shower and find that everything has evolved into crabs. Based on a true story (something like this happened to me on Thursday).

Hey. I'll make one. Someday. Guaranteed.

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[Sam, Dean and Cas are staying in some house temporarily while on a hunt]

Cas: There's a female woman at the door

Dean: (at Sam) Wh- why is he saying that? (Turns to Cas) Why are you saying that?

Cas looks at Dean blankly and motions to the door.

Sam looks at his watch as the doorbell rings.

Sam: Ooooh wait, that's probably for me.

Dean: (confusion)

Sam opens the door and accepts a package from a mail woman.

Dean and Cas look at each other

Dean: Wait... When we get deliveries, you're... You're thinking it's called the MALE-MAN!?

Dean doubles over, laughing

Dean: AND SINCE IT WAS A LADY YOU ASSUMED IT WOULD BE A FEMALE WOMAN!?

Castiel looks extremely confused

Cas: that's what you said the other day, though, I know I heard you right? Male man???

Sam: (sets down with his package, pointing at it and smiling) Mail, m a i l.

Dean is positively howling in the background.

Wait a second...

instant and accurate diagnosis aspect

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

@i-am-a-fish

Fact check?

I had to add this because it takes this from "that's not Tim" to "this has been Tim all along and everyone was imagining him wrong"

Wait a second...

Guys I had a dream that Wilson from House MD got really sick and I (Gregory House Himself) was carrying him around for help and. listen. he was so SMALL.

Wilson was so small and light to carry he was such a poor little guy 🥺 my little Wilson. fully grown man but it gave me the same joy of carrying a small sleeping kitten.

ANYWAYS this police lady came and took my Wilson from me!!!! She was like "I got him from here, we all love Wilson, here ya go" and then she handed me a Wilson coloring page to keep me entertained without the real Wilson 😭 I don't like coloring pages. I colored outside the lines. Fuck crayons!!!

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