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@girlwholovesturtles IM ACTUALLY CRYING

Martin is a bath towel. Jon is an old dish cloth. Michael is a scarf. Elias is a pocket square. I bet we could fabric cast everyone this way. Why? I don't know. It just works

Will goes to McDonald's

Inspired by my good friend @whalewolvesinlondon

Hey. I'll make one. Someday. Guaranteed.

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

Characters compared to dogs in supernatural:

Dean

Cas

Crowley

Lucifer

And maybe more?

If you ever watch any animations I do (Ash Wynn on YouTube), just know, there's probably secret doodles out of frame. And they may be Doctor Who related

Proud owner of a flower lamp. It does

Guys I had a dream that Wilson from House MD got really sick and I (Gregory House Himself) was carrying him around for help and. listen. he was so SMALL.

Wilson was so small and light to carry he was such a poor little guy 🥺 my little Wilson. fully grown man but it gave me the same joy of carrying a small sleeping kitten.

ANYWAYS this police lady came and took my Wilson from me!!!! She was like "I got him from here, we all love Wilson, here ya go" and then she handed me a Wilson coloring page to keep me entertained without the real Wilson 😭 I don't like coloring pages. I colored outside the lines. Fuck crayons!!!

How I crave the grainy grind of tile grout on my teeth. I'm running out of public restrooms.

Unrelated: I hate caulking

You should perhaps kiss your therapist a little to thank them for their hard work