I’m Getting The Ick Real Time

Kohji Asakawa

Who knew 3 beers is all it took to get over it lmaoo

I just came to the greatest realization ever - the only reason I was into the marine was because it was my first rebound that made me feel safe after Jake like that’s crazy - also also also the only reason I stayed liking the marine no matter all of the red flags was because I think I like masculine men, but I think I want a masculine man who can communicate and put down some walls - and I fear while he was gone I made him my “one day” and that’s fucking disgusting and I should be ashamed like we fucked yesterday and it was good but not as good as before although I had a good time fucking with him it wasn’t mine blowing like it was before like the only thing holding me there is he’s a little interesting. We have a interesting chemistry but I want him and he low-key just wants to fuck me and it’s straight up is going nowhere so that’s so funny so I need a new rebound. Someone hotter 

“Basically.. my desk is a mess”

(Albeit very cute and sweet) and I respect him bc I get it but he’s a little dumb and cringe and I think I was just dick sick bc wow being cute and sweet and great in bed does not make up for being that bad of a communicator

Tell me you never want to talk to me again or treat me like a normal fucking person

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

Siri how do I detach from my man who’s not my man at all

Real shit

if i pirate your movie, tv show or game, its because i was literally never going to purchase it. and if i couldnt find a good torrent, then i would have never watched it or played it at all. i am not a customer, i am not lost revenue, if i’m pirating your shit, i am bypassing you on purpose because i dont want you to have my money at all. you never had a claim to that money and you cannot say you lost it