Sorry-but-im-slightly-illiterate - We’re All Clueless

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

I don't wanna fwy if you don't fwm U(⁎˃ᆺ˂)U

I’m talking to a guy who can ruin my life - he sober off a coke and molly binge and came in this girl twice and is hopping he’s not a father and for some reason I fuck with the fact that we hate each other and enjoy our mean sex

Sometimes I get nervous to write in my journal because what if someone finds it and reads it

I just accidentally super swiped a crazy conservative I was inspecting his page and I don’t know I like didn’t realize where the fucking super swipe thing was and I like went to go scroll and oh my god 

In need of a tiny feminine bf who’s obsessed with me and fucks me like he hates me

I just had the weirdest sex with a freak of a man and I didn’t cum but why was it a lil hot

I was wrong in this case but I think k I still stand by my point

Every ugly man has potential- let’s see if I absolutely regret saying that in like 2 weeks when I come back on here and do my shame check 

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie”