Real Shit

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

I hooked up with this dude and when we were in bed he started reading my morning mantras that are on my wall and I’ve never reached to rip something off my wall so fast ever (－‸ლ) not fully bc it was embarrassing but bc like that’s so personal to get into with a new fwb like the early days are for the fun lore drops not whatever that was

My red flag is I’m attracted to 2 types of men and it’s artsy thinks and military men ✋😔

Blink blink, motherfucker how are you drinking alone and somehow still are busy blink blink fucking make it make sense

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie” 

and why i am going to ur tumblr to go to ur wix site to go to ur patreon to go to sfs to dl ur cc

this is immensely funny to me

I personally am not going through dick withdrawals, but my face- is tell me why every time I have sex after a long time I have the most insane hormonal imbalance afterwards ✋😔 I just wanna be fucked and acne free