[image Description: Daraya Overconfidently Says "referring To Vampires As Draculas Will Never Stop Being

NOT AGAIN

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

there were only three questions, but boy were they tough to choose!

hi just for fun i’m doing a simple little google survey to poll what are ppl’s favorite hiveswap trolls LOL. feel free to share! this might also help me gauge if i’ll ever do more future hiveswap fan merch too hehe

[image description: Nihkee is in her work-out dungeon. a box of text says in asterisks "pirate woman on sixteen hundreds tinder voice". Nihkee says "aye they call me the peg... and not because of me fake leg." cut to Mallek and Elwurd talking. Mallek says "d'you think it be because her Christian name be Margaret?" Elwurd says "oh, lad. I s'pect you be too naive for the likes of her." / end of ID]

if y'all couldn't tell by now, I like pirates.

[text sources: peniswakt (who is deactivated) and nudityandnerdery on tumblr]

life imitates art

[image description 1: Vriska is on her pirate ship in her FLARP character costume. she says: "all video game should be dress-up games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit, what's the point?" / end of first ID.

image description 2: Joey and Xefros are in the waiting room at the train station. Joey says: "honestly, thank god for butches and drag kings. where would we be without them?" Elwurd stands to the left side with "# butch" written above her head like a gamer tag, and Marvus is to the right with "# drag king" above his. Chixie is in the middle of everyone, just standing there awkwardly. / end of second ID.]

can y'all let me know if this was a good image description? it's my first time writing one, so I would appreciate feedback.

[text sources: princessmo and mxbutchtwink on tumblr]

[image descriptions: Chahut is at a festival. she says "hot girl summer is over". the scene changes and she's now in front of a haunted house. she continues "it's officially time for haunted whore Halloween!" / end ID]

text sources: mikaababy on tumblr]

good news and bad news! but not in that order.

(text source: shock and aliciasbakery on tumblr)

[I know it already says the sources but I will put it in writing too. text sources: Edwin Molina, Funny Clown Bimbi, and BRICK 101 jr! on youtube.]

she doesn't even know

[image description 1/ 3: Diemen is in the meat freezer, holding a hot dog. there is a text box next him that says "(flirting)". Diemen says, to the hot dog, "you look so biteable today". / end of ID 1.

ID 2/3: Mallek is holding MC while shouting "I can fix him! (my robot parter who needs technical repairs)" / end of ID 2.

ID 3/3: Kuprum and Folykl are in their usual ally by the dumpster. Folykl says "sorry bro, I can't hang out today. I used up all my mana." / end image descriptions.]

I think the arrow kinda looks like Mallek's snake lusus, who I like to call Mr Noodle. I am now picturing him pointing himself towards something, turning his head, and unhinging his jaw, just to point at something.

...okay, who wants a fanfic?

[text sources: fanghusband-remade, imagineyourfo, and beeword]

*shaky voice* in case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, I don't *sniffs hand* want to fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird.

that hat is fuckin fantastic, for the record.

[text source: submitted by usedteamachinekillsagain to my-gender-is on tumblr]