Ngl But If I Were A Boy I Would Have Been The Best Boyfriend

Bucky : am I the only person who finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibration in their direction?

Sam :

Sam : How high are you?

Bucky : 6"0

the bau: so we’re gonna do a cognitive interview to see if you can recall any details from this memory

the person being interviewed: i was a month old baby i don’t think i’m going to be able to recall-

the bau: so it was november 4th at the time, close your eyes and tell me what you see

The art

The artist

Well well well, doesn't this post perfectly describe my life?

*Kaz walks out hiding photos*

Nina: whatcha got there Kaz

Jesper: is it a picture of you staring at inej because you do that a lot tbh

Nina: is it you smiling, are you embarrassed

Kaz: not that you need to know but its plans for the bank and its surroundings

*Kaz leaves*

*later*

Kaz: you want to know what's actually in those photos?

Kaz: *showing jesper photos of kaz baking with flour in his hair*

Jesper: *in awe* why are you showing me these

Kaz: because no one... will ever believe you

Jesper: you absolute monster

Will the elusive pigeon fly away ?

Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao.

Do you guys also suddenly get like three new personalities, two new dream jobs and several mental breakdowns after binging a TV show or are you normal??

When you fall in love with a fictional character, you fall in love with someone’s imagination.

“I’m Just Ken" wins Best Song | 21st Critics’ Choice Awards (2024)