If You’re Depressed, Don’t Listen To The New Dave K. Playlist, You’ll Just Get More Depressed:(

Crozier: What’s left in my stores?

Jopson: Two bottles, sir.

Crozier:

“And stay out!”

Me: *explaining the plot of The Terror to convert another to the horde*

Them:

Me no longer feeling the need to cry through each rewatch of The Terror:

(Jk I still do)

Sir John’s foolproof plan to find the Passage:

Hey wait a minute…

Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.

Why did he think this would work? Like girl, he barely knows you.