Sir-johns-leg - Sir John’s Leg

Girl, you don’t even know how far I’d drag this man by his mutton chops…

They in fact did not find the northwest passage, just a *friendly* bear

The bear in question:

How I think the terror lieutenants would pose for their school photos:

Little:

Hodgson:

Irving:

Three posts in one day!…you guys are so lucky I’m manic rn.

Cash cow:

pay pig:

and the third, sexiest option

whore horse:

I love you guys

Me trying to convince the people in my life I’m a “casual” enjoyer of The Terror:

I’m totally normal about it guys….wait, why are you running?

Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.

In the first twenty minutes of episode one:

Meanwhile, David:

Twink death jump scare

He’s just trying to be a supportive girlypop.