Me Trying To Convince The People In My Life I’m A “casual” Enjoyer Of The Terror:

He’s just trying to be a supportive girlypop.

Crozier by the end of the series:

The gang’s all here 😭

Jopson: *sneaking away to get some rest after a long day of taking care of his withdrawal riddled captain*

That damn Bell: *rings*

Jopson:

Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

They in fact did not find the northwest passage, just a *friendly* bear

The bear in question:

Girl, you don’t even know how far I’d drag this man by his mutton chops…

Hodgson: *Yapping to Irving about some 16th century French art piece*

Irving: *watching Jacko longingly from across the room *

You’re missing the point, nerd.