Hodgson: *Yapping To Irving About Some 16th Century French Art Piece*

They in fact did not find the northwest passage, just a *friendly* bear

The bear in question:

Why does late game Ned always look like someone just poured water over his head, and then called him a slur?

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Except that one magical moment were he smiles:

Now everyone say, “Thank you Mr. Jopson for being one of the reasons Ned can express joy.”

Me trying to convince the people in my life I’m a “casual” enjoyer of The Terror:

I’m totally normal about it guys….wait, why are you running?

You would think after the first ball of metal you swallowed you’d be suspicious, but gruel is gruel. 🤷‍♀️

Diaper baby

Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.

Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

Crozier: I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation. We would be committing an act of hubris of which we may not survive.

Sir John: