Crozier by the end of the series:
The gang’s all here 😭
Cash cow:
pay pig:
and the third, sexiest option
whore horse:
Imagine being so far in denial about the prospect of a female orgasm, that instead of being excited about being able to please the woman you LOVE, you just go “Well that can’t be right, woman can’t feel what men do”. Insane broooo….
Sir John: Congratulations Mr. Collins, you are the first person to successfully dive in these waters!How was it?
Collins (visibly traumatized):
Poor baby can’t catch a break :(
“It wasn’t your fault, Fitzjames. You never could have predicted someone was gonna su*c*de bomb your party”- my friend after watching this scene
Lt. Irving after telling someone they’re going to hell:
I love this little bible thumper ❤️
Me no longer feeling the need to cry through each rewatch of The Terror:
(Jk I still do)
That too
Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.