Sir John: Congratulations Mr. Collins, you are the first person to successfully dive in these waters!How was it?
Collins (visibly traumatized):
Poor baby can’t catch a break :(
Tuunbaq waiting under the ice to chomp Sir John’s ass:
Me trying to convince the people in my life I’m a “casual” enjoyer of The Terror:
I’m totally normal about it guys….wait, why are you running?
Why does late game Ned always look like someone just poured water over his head, and then called him a slur?
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Except that one magical moment were he smiles:
Now everyone say, “Thank you Mr. Jopson for being one of the reasons Ned can express joy.”
An average photo of the Terror lieutenants just tryin to make it through any given day:
At a certain point they’re more anxiety blobs then men smh
They in fact did not find the northwest passage, just a *friendly* bear
The bear in question:
Crozier gossiping with Jopson in that one episode:
Crozier by the end of the series:
The gang’s all here 😭
The terror lieutenants as “the girls”-
Little: is the type of girl you go to when you want to listen to emo/grunge music while laying on the floor
Hodgson: is the type of girl you go to when you want to talk shit about “you know who;)”
Irving: is the type of girl you go to when you’re sad and you need someone to bake you cookies and braid your hair
That too
Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.
Collins: *vividly describes how he’s suffering from major depression*
Dr. Stanley: That’s cool. Have you tried being happy?
Collins: