Girl, you don’t even know how far I’d drag this man by his mutton chops…
In the first twenty minutes of episode one:
Meanwhile, David:
Twink death jump scare
Cash cow:
pay pig:
and the third, sexiest option
whore horse:
Crozier: I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation. We would be committing an act of hubris of which we may not survive.
Sir John:
You know it’s bad when someone closes the door to yell at you 😬
Bonus:
*Dundy listening through the door*
Me to my friend I forced to watch The Terror: You wanna get crunk off the Peruvian (take an edible) and wander out into the Arctic void with me (watch The Terror again)? ❤️
My friend (nervously): Can I go home now, please?
Me:
Why does late game Ned always look like someone just poured water over his head, and then called him a slur?
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Except that one magical moment were he smiles:
Now everyone say, “Thank you Mr. Jopson for being one of the reasons Ned can express joy.”