Sir John’s Foolproof Plan To Find The Passage:

He has killed and will kill again

Sir John: Congratulations Mr. Collins, you are the first person to successfully dive in these waters!How was it?

Collins (visibly traumatized):

Poor baby can’t catch a break :(

Crozier gossiping with Jopson in that one episode:

Tuunbaq waiting under the ice to chomp Sir John’s ass:

The terror lieutenants as “the girls”-

Little: is the type of girl you go to when you want to listen to emo/grunge music while laying on the floor

Hodgson: is the type of girl you go to when you want to talk shit about “you know who;)”

Irving: is the type of girl you go to when you’re sad and you need someone to bake you cookies and braid your hair

In the first twenty minutes of episode one:

Meanwhile, David:

Twink death jump scare

Crozier: *Asking for Ned to do some of the most physically demanding and emotionally taxing tasks*

Meanwhile….

Ned:

Hickey at any given moment:

That too

Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.