Why Did He Think This Would Work? Like Girl, He Barely Knows You.

That man didn’t give a fuck about Billy’s bones. 😭

Jopson: *sneaking away to get some rest after a long day of taking care of his withdrawal riddled captain*

That damn Bell: *rings*

Jopson:

Some people like cars, or trains, or even planes. I got the “I like 17th to 20th century boats” kind of mental unwellness.

Me watching The Terror again:

This is fucked up…I’m (not) sorry.

He has killed and will kill again

Sir John: Congratulations Mr. Collins, you are the first person to successfully dive in these waters!How was it?

Collins (visibly traumatized):

Poor baby can’t catch a break :(

He’s perfect…from his thousand yard stare to his absolute power stance.

I love him

Crozier: *Asking for Ned to do some of the most physically demanding and emotionally taxing tasks*

Meanwhile….

Ned: