They’re Gonna Find You Dude, They Can Smell Your Fruity Ass.

Thomas “I’ve shot smaller hawks than you” Jopson

You know it’s bad when someone closes the door to yell at you 😬

Bonus:

*Dundy listening through the door*

Did we not watch the same show or read the same book???

Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.

Girl, you don’t even know how far I’d drag this man by his mutton chops…

If you’re depressed, don’t listen to the new Dave k. playlist, you’ll just get more depressed:(

I like to think of Blanky befriending Tuunbaq, and bringing him inside like a confused child adopting a feral raccoon.

Jopson: *sneaking away to get some rest after a long day of taking care of his withdrawal riddled captain*

That damn Bell: *rings*

Jopson: