Thomas “I’ve Shot Smaller Hawks Than You” Jopson

“You could have just joined up”

Me watching The Terror again:

Crozier: I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation. We would be committing an act of hubris of which we may not survive.

Sir John:

They’re gonna find you dude, they can smell your fruity ass.

Imagine being so far in denial about the prospect of a female orgasm, that instead of being excited about being able to please the woman you LOVE, you just go “Well that can’t be right, woman can’t feel what men do”. Insane broooo….

“It wasn’t your fault, Fitzjames. You never could have predicted someone was gonna su*c*de bomb your party”- my friend after watching this scene

Crozier: *Asking for Ned to do some of the most physically demanding and emotionally taxing tasks*

Meanwhile….

Ned:

Jopson: *sneaking away to get some rest after a long day of taking care of his withdrawal riddled captain*

That damn Bell: *rings*

Jopson:

Collins: *vividly describes how he’s suffering from major depression*

Dr. Stanley: That’s cool. Have you tried being happy?

Collins: