Lets take a moment to imagine this:
Peepers walks up to some printers in a white room. Two Watchdogs are whistling with hands behind their back. As Peepers walks past them with papers in his hands, they bolt out the door. Peepers reaches the printers, and to his surprise, all the printers are broken, and there is black ink everywhere. Peepers gets angry and mumbles to himself. He walks out the door and into a different room, only to be met with another broken printer. Again, he gets angry, storming out. This happens several times, Peepers only getting more and more frustrated. (You know, the little squeak he does when that happens). Finally, he knocks on Hater’s door.
Hater: No, go away.
Peepers: It’s Peepers.
Hater *groans*: What do you want?
Peepers *walking in*: Sir, all the printers are broken, and these papers are really important, they must be printed.
Hater *looking slightly sheepish*: Oh. Yeah. I-I tried making some cool posters, but the stupid things wouldn’t work.
Peepers: Sir! And you tried on every printer?!
Hater: Uh, yeah?
Peepers sighs: I guess we’re going to have to go to the copy store.
Hater: WE’RE?! I DON’T HAVE TO GO! WHY DON’T YOU GO BY YOURSELF!?!
Peepers: Because I didn’t break all the printers, did I?
Hater: But I don’t wanna go!
Peepers: Come on, sir. They do say copy stores are fun.
Hater: Who says that?
Peepers *shrugs*: Everyone.
Two Watchdogs walk past the doorway talking to each other.
Watchdog 1: Dude, I’ve heard the copier store is the best.
Watchdog 2: Yeah, I’ve heard so too. You know, I wish I could go there someday.
Watchdog 1: Yup, same here.
Their voices fade out as they continue walking down the hallway.
Hater *grunts* : Ugh, fine.
Peepers *hand Hater dollar bills*: I need you to hold these for me. Remember, once we get off the ship, we can’t come back to the ship because I ordered the Watchdogs to go get fuel before they pick us up, okay?
Hater *looks up*: Huh? Oh, yeah, sure.
When the ship drops them off:
Peepers: Okay sir, where’s the money?
Hater: M-money?
Peepers: Yes sir, the money I gave you in order to buy the copies.
Hater: Oh. T-that money.
Peepers: Yes, sir. Where is it?
Hater: Umm… On my bed.
Peepers: S-sir! We needed that! I told you we couldn’t go back because the Skullship needs fuel! Now what are going to do?!
Hater puts a finger on his chin and thinks. Finally, he removes it and smirks.
Hater *smirking*: I think I know this planet.
Peepers *looks up*: You do?
Hater: Yeah, and I remember there was a way of getting things for free.
Peepers: Really?!
Hater: Oh, definitely.
Hater bends down and whispers in Peepers ear [(?) side of head?]. Peepers looks shocked and slightly angry.
Peepers: No! There is no way I’m doing that! EVER!
Hater *points at Peepers threateningly with lightning*: That’s an order, Commander Peepers!
Peepers *sighs*: Y-yes sir. But are you certain there is no other way to do this?
Hater *rubbing hands together*: Oh, I’m certain, alright.
Inside the copier store:
Peepers walks down the aisle. Hater stands in the back, snickering with his hands near his face. Peepers turns to look at Hater. Hater looks upwards, arm swinging to the sides. He looks at Peepers and gives him two thumbs up. Peepers sighs before looking forward again. Hater goes back to snickering.
Peepers *doing full-blast puppy-dog eye (not eyes)*: Can you please print me 100 copies of this?
Peepers hands over the papers.
Cashier Guy: Sure thing there, buddy.
A Few Minutes Later…
Cashier Guy: Here ya go. *hands over papers and copies*. Have a nice day.
Peepers *doing puppy-dog eye*: Thank you so much. Have a nice day!
Note: Hater was snickering into his hands the whole time.
Peepers walks out the door. Hater follows him. It was getting dark, the sun was setting. Outside, Hater bursts out laughing.
Hater *laughing a lot*: Y-you! Haha! You-you actually did it! Haha! Noo! Haha! And it actually worked! Hahaha!
Peepers *slightly shocked before he gets annoyed*: Y-you mean you- *sighs* Of course you did. Let us NEVER speak of this again!
Hater *calming down*: Haha. Sure thing, C.Peeps. This will be our own little joke. I couldn’t have anybody else in on it… But I never will forget about it.
Peepers *rolling his eye*: Of course you won’t.
They both walk into the arriving Skullship, and it takes off. Meanwhile on the other side of the planet…
Sylvia *looking at Peepers on her phone*: Oh! Haha! This will be the end of him! I’m NEVER letting him forget about this! Hahaha!
how you can help palestine
*i regularly update this post with any new info i find so please always reblog the original post*
donations currently reaching gaza:
‼️ help buy e-sims for people in gaza
donate to get food packages to gaza - care for gaza
donate direct aid to gaza - ehab rida (longtime activist and volunteer, has been carrying out donations and humanitarian projects in gaza since 2021)
palestine children's relief fund
world food programme
aid to gaza - taawon/bank of palestine
help gaza’s children
female hygiene kits for gaza - pious project
donate to UNRWA
urgent humanitarian aid to palestinians - anera
medical aid for palestinians
urgent support for medical professionals in gaza
donate to ahmed (@/90-ghost on tumblr)
he is born, raised and based in gaza. please help him reach his goal of $50K to get his family to safety across the rafah border into egypt. as of right now… it’s $7.5K per person to evacuate gaza.
help journalist yousef escape gaza to treat his cancer
help mohamed evacuate gaza to get treatment for himself and his daughter
support palestinians: buy a keffiyeh from the last and only factory in palestine - hirbawi
secondary donations:
click to donate - arab.org
emergency relief for gaza - pious projects
palestine red crescent society
save palestine - islamic relief canada
send medical supplies to gaza - palestinian american medical association
help bring down israel's weapon trade - palaction
donate for the recovery of hisham awartani
one of the three palestinian students shot by a racist in vermont for wearing kufiyas and speaking arabic. hisham’s injuries have left him paralysed from below the chest.
‼️ urge icj to invite gazan journalists to testify
international cultural workers to strike from german cultural institutions for their complicity in oppressing palestinians and promoting genocide - strike germany
petition to investigate war crimes committed by israeli military
demand ceasefire - amnesty international
open call for immediate ceasefire
american government call for immediate ceasefire
american government to stop funding israeli military
ceasefire and increase humanitarian assistance - oxfam au
petition to get canva to address their pro-israel stance
invoke the genocide convention to call for ceasefire in gaza - world beyond war
suspend israel from international sports - diem25
UK to expel israeli ambassador - change.org
gaza healthcare workers for nobel peace prize - change.org
teachers around the world demand ceasefire - teachers for palestine
president whitten: reinstate samia halaby retrospective NOW - action network
demand the immediate release of mansour shouman
location specific petitions
gaza call for lasting ceasefire - oxfam (UK)
end israeli occupation - parliament uk (UK)
email your MP - medical aid for palestine (UK)
protect gaza civilians - islamic relief (UK)
stop fuelling genocide - action network (USA)
@ biden: call for ceasefire now - move on (USA)
ceasefirenow.com - jewishvoiceofpeace (USA)
call congress and demand a ceasefire - uscpr (USA - they provide a script of what you should say, so don't worry about it)
note: you can call everyday. they tally the number of calls per issue. so more calls = higher chance for them to take action. p.s. you mainly go to voicemail so don’t worry about phone call anxiety. fight through it just this once please.
no forced displacement! - action network
australia call on israel to stop attacking palestinians - apan (AUS)
immediate ceasefire and increase in humanitarian aid in gaza - actionaid (AUS)
email your MPs - stand with palestine (AUS)
‼️ australian senate to investigate australian citizens in the IDF for war crimes allegations - fpm (AUS)
‼️ arms embargo on israel - cjpme (CANADA)
sign to send letter to MP for ceasefire - nccm (CANADA)
ceasefire now! - ijv (CANADA)
call on your local mayor and council to demand ceasefire - LeadNow (CANADA)
cessez-le-feu et un couloir humanitaire - le mouvement (FRANCE)
écrivez aux député-es et sénateurs-trices - association france palestine solidarité (FRANCE)
write to your député - assemblée nationale (FRANCE)
skydda civilbefolkningen i gaza! - mittskifte (SWEDEN)
singaporeans call for immediate ceasefire (SIN)
contact your elected reps and demand a ceasefire (GERMANY)
write to the EU demanding a ceasefire (EUROPE)
template of letters you can send (EU)
guide on how to contact your MPs in EU
p.s. if the template is outdated, just use it as a guide and add a few sentences here and there that reflect the current situation. i can’t find any recent templates so :/ at least this is something
multiple actions you can take to help palestine - plant een olifbloom (NETHERLANDS)
includes: links for donations, emails to MP, emails to media, links to petitions and demonstrations
den haag, maak nú werk van vrede in israël/Palestina - the right forum (NETHERLANDS)
māori call for palestine - ourActionStation (NZ)
deem israeli actions as war crimes - NZ parliament/pāremata aotearoa (NZ)
basta ao genocídio em Gaza! - awaaz (BRAZIL)
globo e grande mídia, parem de desumanizar civis palestinos - the intercept (BRAZIL)
‼️ justice for palestine
reach out to countries to back up south africa’s invoke genocide convention at the ICJ
‼️ international criminal court
submit evidences of israeli war crimes
friends of al-aqsa
❥ UK-specific
urge your MP to speak up for palestine
hands off al-aqsa
stop administrative detention
petition for UK to stop arming israel
❥ International
boycott puma — email them to end their partnership with israel
boycott coca-cola
islamic relief canada
urge your MP to rally for ceasefire
decolonise palestine
poster campaign to raise awareness on the war crimes being committed against palestinians
text/call campaign for people living in USA
text RESIST @ 50409 to send a letter to your representatives to pass HR3103–a bill that prohibits tax dollars from going to israel
download 5Calls app to contact members of your congress | (more info)
fax campaign for people in the USA
go on this website to send 5 free faxes per day
here’s a link to a pre-written fax copy you can download to send (the first link on the linktree)
here’s a video that explains how to fax your senator (it’s very easy and all you need is a valid email address)
‼️ BDS movement
get involved in boycotting companies associated with israel
palestine diaspora network
global strike guide - join the global strike!
please let me know if you have any more links. i will add them in. and please reblog the original post!!
UPCOMING PROTESTS
PALESTINIAN LITERATURE READING LIST
PALESTINIAN BUSINESSES
Based on this
art by the.gauntlets
Dr. Huda Abu Khater's Instagram
gofundme to help them
In 23 days.
It is day 25 now btw. There is a massacre happening right now in Gabaliya (populated area in the north) and in Al Nonsayat (in the south filled with refugees from the north).
They are now bombing the north and the south heavily. And officially the amount of explosives dropped on Gaza (18,000 tons) has surpassed the nuclear on Hiroshima in 1945 (12,000 tons).
All that plus the ground invasion.
Keep talking. Keep sharing. Keep posting.
I see someone made Wander a sad backstory
I made one for Hater myself
If you want to support Ukrainians, DO NOT donate to Red Cross. Can't speak about their work in other countries, but they're useless in Ukraine. The only trustworthy international organisation I can think of is World Central Kitchen.
Donate to World Central Kitchen
And it's even better to donate directly to Ukrainian organisations. Here are a few good legit places:
hospitallers.life - "Hospitallers", Ukrainian paramedics on the frontlines
savelife.in.ua - "Come Back Alive", assistance to the army
prytulafoundation.org - "Prytula Foundation", assistance to the army, humanitarian causes
starenki.com.ua - "Starenki", helping elderly people
everybodycan.com.ua - "Everybody Can", helping disabled children, elders and hospitals
uanimals.org - "UAnimals", saving animals
Lord Hater is the most touching antagonist I’ve ever met 😍😂
The watchdogs don’t actually all have red eyes: they’re just wearing contacts (it’s part of the uniform).
The watchdogs’ actual eyes come in a plethora of colors and patterns unique to each individual, which shift slightly based on their emotional state. It's one of the major things that differentiates individuals of their species, like how different facial features identify individuals of other species.
It’s not impossible for a watchdog to naturally have a red eye, but it takes a long period of concentrated spite for it to turn fully. Once this happens, the eye will stay red unless the watchdog experiences a long bout of some equally powerful positive emotion, such as contentment or love.
“Peepers” is actually Commander Peepers’ last name. Nobody in the army, not even Hater, knows his first name.
Wander really was part of a race of long-forgotten star nomads (as per the oldest girl's story in "The Legend"). All the details are lost to time, and it's been so long since Wander talked about it that even his memories about it are fuzzy (or at least repressed; he could probably recall them if he really needed to).
At least some common objects in this universe (especially clothing) have magic and/or microtechnological properties, which is how they sometimes repair themselves or appear seemingly out of nowhere.
every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:
Ahmad informed us that he will distribute Food & Urgent needs for Northen Gaza.
The situation is dangerous but Ahmad will try to reach the North Gaza, let's help Ahmad and reach the goal!
we only have less than 2 weeks, Please donate if you can and share 💜
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