I'm literally prepping for college in two weeks and I did my resume the other day and it so happened that the one that helped me was an old teacher of mine. Anyway she wanted me to email her back the resume so she can help edit it more and the name of the email account I gave her was literally not my name. I have over 10 accounts, most don't have my name, and I literally ughhhhhhhhh
this is my contribution to shiftblr, next time who knows
Carl: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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Carl: You're a loose cannon, Michonne.
Michonne: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Rick: I think you play by your own rules.
Daryl: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Carl: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Michonne: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Negan is a loose cannon.
Negan: *smashes a chair*
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Negan: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Carl: Isn't that just killing people?
Negan: Ah, technicality.
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Negan: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
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Negan: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Negan: I’m a masochist, not a loser.
Hi! I’ve been on my shifting journey for around 2 1/2 years, since November 2020.
My name is Sam.
My main drs are a fame dr, The walking dead, Bridgerton, House of the Dragon, Jujustu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, and Alexander the Great (as in 300 bc, like the past)
I was introduced during quarantine from TikTok but Ive learned since then.
I don’t really have any shifting friends so I talk to my mom about it. About 8 months ago i gave her a 4 hour long speech about it and i thought she really didn’t care but yesterday she slapped me in the face with some wisdom.
This reality is just another in a vast multiverse, therefore it is just as perfect and desirable as all the others.
She said a lot more, but that’s the basis.
Happy shifting!
*Draco and Sam skipping stones on lake* Draco: It’s such a beautiful evening. Sam, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Draco: *Gets down on one knee* Sam: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Draco: *Falls over* Sam: The poison is kicking in.
(Just kidding, I love him...kinda)
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Draco: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Sam: Really? Name one law Draco: Don't kill people? Sam: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
(What happens when lucius raises a child)
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Draco: It’s dark in here Sam: Don’t worry dude I got this Sam: *Stomps their feet* Sam: *Skechers light up*
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Draco: I made tea. Sam: I don’t want tea. Draco: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Sam: Then why are you telling me? Draco: It is a conversation starter. Sam: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Draco: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Draco: *Accidentally hits Sam in the face* Draco: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Draco: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Sam: What’s wrong with you?!
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Draco: Do you take constructive criticism? Sam: I only take cash or credit.
Alicent: Why is he smiling? Why are you smiling?!
Aemond: What, I can't just be happy?
Helaena: Aegon fell down the stairs and took Lord Larys with him.
Aemond: (:
alright slutty waist cuntlord supreme, we get it.
I haven’t fully shifted, I don’t think. I lucid dream almost every night and every one of those dreams feel real, but I feel like I can differentiate between a dream and reality (that’s a lie, typing this feels like I’m in a dream lol) but I digress. For instance I’ve had dreams (minishifts??) about my House of the Dragon Desired Reality and I DESPISE Daemon. He sucks. Now whenever I see anything with Matt Smith (his actor) I just feel rage and annoyance. I know Matt isn’t the same as the character he plays, it’s just rough. I would never go as far as to threaten or send death threats or anything, it’s just an uncontrollable emotional reaction to the face of my biggest opp. I don’t really know how else to explain but have other shifters (lucid dreamers??) had this same problem? Alternatively when someone shifts for love and they come back here and they have to see the person with the same face as their lover loving another, is that hard? It’s just such a delicate thing I think. Maybe I’m just crazy and not processing it correctly. I don’t know but has anyone else experienced this?