What Is Uppp Shifters.

Update: It’s really bruised and looks like a zombie bite. I could totally play a late april fools day prank, but thats too much effort. I’m still thorougly convinced he gave me a disease

Can i get rabies from a middle school boy? or herpes???idk. One bit me today. Hurts real bad. he looks rabid

Incorrect Quotes as me and Draco's relationship in my Hogwarts DR!

Btw I finally shifted, aaah!!

Draco: You saved me. I owe you my life. Sam: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Draco: I actually have a black belt. Sam: In what, karate? Draco: No, from Gucci.

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Draco: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sam: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Draco, tending to Sam's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Sam: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

We're like weird siblings i swear

Fame dr ramble

idk so im just gonna type all about my fame dr cuz i love it so much im so fr. So I live in a one floor ranch house with Sapnap. My name is Sam Mathers, and Karl Jacobs (Mathers) is my twin brother. Eminems our dad. Anyway we live in a small house because im never home and i save as much possible for the mathers foundation which helps the homeless and struggling (no conflicts or genocides such as palestine are going on, free palestine) I am a worldwide famous actress and singer and am basically in anything i want because i am literally yn. Me and Sap have five pets in total, his cats and dog, and my cat, Dumpster, and raccoon, Capone. On top of acting and singing, i also stream when I can and participate in mr beast videos and stuff. My personal assistant is named Ivy and i literally love her so much. I play in the walking dead and marvel and A quiet place and Twisters and House of the Dragon and Bridgerton. It's awesome but busy but i like it like that and i love it and im gonna shift tonight and so r u.

Alicent: Why is he smiling? Why are you smiling?!

Aemond: What, I can't just be happy?

Helaena: Aegon fell down the stairs and took Lord Larys with him.

Aemond: (:

I DUNNO WHO NEEDS THIS BUT U CAN SHIFT DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO SAYS U CANT OR IT AINT REAL. CUZ IT IS. AND IT FOUND YOU FOR A REASON YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD. SO GO GET RAILED BY THAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER. GO HAVE MAGICAL POWERS. GO ESCAPE THIS REALITY. NO ONES STOPPING YOU. NOW GET!!!!

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what r u doing on tumblr. Go shift dweeb

alright slutty waist cuntlord supreme, we get it.