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Me and Draco's relationship in my Dr Part 2

*Draco and Sam skipping stones on lake* Draco: It’s such a beautiful evening. Sam, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Draco: *Gets down on one knee* Sam: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Draco: *Falls over* Sam: The poison is kicking in.

(Just kidding, I love him...kinda)

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Draco: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Sam: Really? Name one law Draco: Don't kill people? Sam: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

(What happens when lucius raises a child)

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Draco: It’s dark in here Sam: Don’t worry dude I got this Sam: *Stomps their feet* Sam: *Skechers light up*

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Draco: I made tea. Sam: I don’t want tea. Draco: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Sam: Then why are you telling me? Draco: It is a conversation starter. Sam: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Draco: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Draco: *Accidentally hits Sam in the face* Draco: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Draco: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Sam: What’s wrong with you?!

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Draco: Do you take constructive criticism? Sam: I only take cash or credit.

Fame dr ramble

idk so im just gonna type all about my fame dr cuz i love it so much im so fr. So I live in a one floor ranch house with Sapnap. My name is Sam Mathers, and Karl Jacobs (Mathers) is my twin brother. Eminems our dad. Anyway we live in a small house because im never home and i save as much possible for the mathers foundation which helps the homeless and struggling (no conflicts or genocides such as palestine are going on, free palestine) I am a worldwide famous actress and singer and am basically in anything i want because i am literally yn. Me and Sap have five pets in total, his cats and dog, and my cat, Dumpster, and raccoon, Capone. On top of acting and singing, i also stream when I can and participate in mr beast videos and stuff. My personal assistant is named Ivy and i literally love her so much. I play in the walking dead and marvel and A quiet place and Twisters and House of the Dragon and Bridgerton. It's awesome but busy but i like it like that and i love it and im gonna shift tonight and so r u.

A conversation with Draco in my DR

Me: Yeah, right, crumpet muncher, that's why we won the war!

Draco: At least we don't have shitty presidents!

Me: (forgets its 1996) Yeah, that's why the queen is dead.

Draco: ...

Me: What? Oh...

Draco: Are you plotting to kill the queen?

Me: Draco, no!

(I'm still American in my dr if you couldn't tell

"Saw that coming a mile away" says every HotD watcher in unison.

Update: It’s really bruised and looks like a zombie bite. I could totally play a late april fools day prank, but thats too much effort. I’m still thorougly convinced he gave me a disease

Can i get rabies from a middle school boy? or herpes???idk. One bit me today. Hurts real bad. he looks rabid

alright slutty waist cuntlord supreme, we get it.

I DUNNO WHO NEEDS THIS BUT U CAN SHIFT DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO SAYS U CANT OR IT AINT REAL. CUZ IT IS. AND IT FOUND YOU FOR A REASON YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD. SO GO GET RAILED BY THAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER. GO HAVE MAGICAL POWERS. GO ESCAPE THIS REALITY. NO ONES STOPPING YOU. NOW GET!!!!

<3

TWD incorrect quotes cuz im bored

Carl: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Carl: You're a loose cannon, Michonne.

Michonne: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Rick: I think you play by your own rules.

Daryl: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Carl: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Michonne: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Negan is a loose cannon.

Negan: *smashes a chair*

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Negan: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Carl: Isn't that just killing people?

Negan: Ah, technicality.

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Negan: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Negan: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Negan: I’m a masochist, not a loser.