A Conversation With Draco In My DR

Incorrect quotes as me and my family in my One Piece Dr

For reference I am the daughter of Mihawk and a woman named Cassandra, and my siblings are Perona, Lynn (oc), Zoro, and Jason(oc)

Dracule: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Sam: What if it bites me and it dies!? Perona: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Sam, learn to listen. Lynn: What if it bites itself and I die? Zoro: That’s voodoo. Jason: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Sam: That’s correlation, not causation. Lynn: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Zoro: That’s kinky. Dracule: Oh my God.

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Dracule: Time for plan G. Sam: Don’t you mean plan B? Dracule: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Perona: What about plan D? Dracule: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Lynn: What about plan E? Dracule: I’m hoping not to use it. Zoro dies in plan E. Jason: I like plan E.

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Jason: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Sam: Several traffic violations. Perona: Three counts of resisting arrest. Lynn: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Zoro: Also, that’s not our car.

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Jason: I’m an idiot. Sam: Perona: Lynn: Zoro: Jason: Sam: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Cass: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Sam: ...I did. I broke it. Cass: No. No you didn't. Jason? Jason: Don't look at me. Look at Lynn. Lynn: What?! I didn't break it. Jason: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Lynn: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Jason: Suspicious. Lynn: No, it's not! Zoro: If it matters, probably not, but Perona was the last one to use it. Perona: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Zoro: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Perona: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zoro! Sam: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cass. Cass: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Zoro: Cass... Jason's been awfully quiet. Jason: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Cass, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Cass: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Cass: Cass: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

What is uppp shifters.

Hi! I’ve been on my shifting journey for around 2 1/2 years, since November 2020.

My name is Sam. 

My main drs are a fame dr, The walking dead, Bridgerton, House of the Dragon, Jujustu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, and Alexander the Great (as in 300 bc, like the past)

I was introduced during quarantine from TikTok but Ive learned since then.

I don’t really have any shifting friends so I talk to my mom about it. About 8 months ago i gave her a 4 hour long speech about it and i thought she really didn’t care but yesterday she slapped me in the face with some wisdom.

This reality is just another in a vast multiverse, therefore it is just as perfect and desirable as all the others.

She said a lot more, but that’s the basis.

Happy shifting!

Me and Draco's relationship in my Dr Part 2

*Draco and Sam skipping stones on lake* Draco: It’s such a beautiful evening. Sam, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Draco: *Gets down on one knee* Sam: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Draco: *Falls over* Sam: The poison is kicking in.

(Just kidding, I love him...kinda)

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Draco: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Sam: Really? Name one law Draco: Don't kill people? Sam: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

(What happens when lucius raises a child)

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Draco: It’s dark in here Sam: Don’t worry dude I got this Sam: *Stomps their feet* Sam: *Skechers light up*

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Draco: I made tea. Sam: I don’t want tea. Draco: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Sam: Then why are you telling me? Draco: It is a conversation starter. Sam: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Draco: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Draco: *Accidentally hits Sam in the face* Draco: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Draco: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Sam: What’s wrong with you?!

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Draco: Do you take constructive criticism? Sam: I only take cash or credit.

"Saw that coming a mile away" says every HotD watcher in unison.

Do Other Shifters Have A Hard Time Separating the Actor and the Character?

I haven’t fully shifted, I don’t think. I lucid dream almost every night and every one of those dreams feel real, but I feel like I can differentiate between a dream and reality (that’s a lie, typing this feels like I’m in a dream lol) but I digress. For instance I’ve had dreams (minishifts??) about my House of the Dragon Desired Reality and I DESPISE Daemon. He sucks. Now whenever I see anything with Matt Smith (his actor) I just feel rage and annoyance. I know Matt isn’t the same as the character he plays, it’s just rough. I would never go as far as to threaten or send death threats or anything, it’s just an uncontrollable emotional reaction to the face of my biggest opp. I don’t really know how else to explain but have other shifters (lucid dreamers??) had this same problem? Alternatively when someone shifts for love and they come back here and they have to see the person with the same face as their lover loving another, is that hard? It’s just such a delicate thing I think. Maybe I’m just crazy and not processing it correctly. I don’t know but has anyone else experienced this?

Incorrect Quotes as me and Draco's relationship in my Hogwarts DR!

Btw I finally shifted, aaah!!

Draco: You saved me. I owe you my life. Sam: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Draco: I actually have a black belt. Sam: In what, karate? Draco: No, from Gucci.

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Draco: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sam: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Draco, tending to Sam's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Sam: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

We're like weird siblings i swear

Update: It’s really bruised and looks like a zombie bite. I could totally play a late april fools day prank, but thats too much effort. I’m still thorougly convinced he gave me a disease

Can i get rabies from a middle school boy? or herpes???idk. One bit me today. Hurts real bad. he looks rabid