TWD Incorrect Quotes Cuz Im Bored

Fame dr ramble

idk so im just gonna type all about my fame dr cuz i love it so much im so fr. So I live in a one floor ranch house with Sapnap. My name is Sam Mathers, and Karl Jacobs (Mathers) is my twin brother. Eminems our dad. Anyway we live in a small house because im never home and i save as much possible for the mathers foundation which helps the homeless and struggling (no conflicts or genocides such as palestine are going on, free palestine) I am a worldwide famous actress and singer and am basically in anything i want because i am literally yn. Me and Sap have five pets in total, his cats and dog, and my cat, Dumpster, and raccoon, Capone. On top of acting and singing, i also stream when I can and participate in mr beast videos and stuff. My personal assistant is named Ivy and i literally love her so much. I play in the walking dead and marvel and A quiet place and Twisters and House of the Dragon and Bridgerton. It's awesome but busy but i like it like that and i love it and im gonna shift tonight and so r u.

Incorrect Quotes as me and Draco's relationship in my Hogwarts DR!

Btw I finally shifted, aaah!!

Draco: You saved me. I owe you my life. Sam: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Draco: I actually have a black belt. Sam: In what, karate? Draco: No, from Gucci.

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Draco: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sam: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Draco, tending to Sam's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Sam: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

We're like weird siblings i swear

Alicent: Why is he smiling? Why are you smiling?!

Aemond: What, I can't just be happy?

Helaena: Aegon fell down the stairs and took Lord Larys with him.

Aemond: (:

Incorrect quotes as me and my family in my One Piece Dr

For reference I am the daughter of Mihawk and a woman named Cassandra, and my siblings are Perona, Lynn (oc), Zoro, and Jason(oc)

Dracule: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Sam: What if it bites me and it dies!? Perona: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Sam, learn to listen. Lynn: What if it bites itself and I die? Zoro: That’s voodoo. Jason: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Sam: That’s correlation, not causation. Lynn: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Zoro: That’s kinky. Dracule: Oh my God.

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Dracule: Time for plan G. Sam: Don’t you mean plan B? Dracule: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Perona: What about plan D? Dracule: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Lynn: What about plan E? Dracule: I’m hoping not to use it. Zoro dies in plan E. Jason: I like plan E.

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Jason: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Sam: Several traffic violations. Perona: Three counts of resisting arrest. Lynn: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Zoro: Also, that’s not our car.

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Jason: I’m an idiot. Sam: Perona: Lynn: Zoro: Jason: Sam: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Cass: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Sam: ...I did. I broke it. Cass: No. No you didn't. Jason? Jason: Don't look at me. Look at Lynn. Lynn: What?! I didn't break it. Jason: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Lynn: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Jason: Suspicious. Lynn: No, it's not! Zoro: If it matters, probably not, but Perona was the last one to use it. Perona: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Zoro: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Perona: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zoro! Sam: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cass. Cass: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Zoro: Cass... Jason's been awfully quiet. Jason: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Cass, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Cass: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Cass: Cass: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

What is uppp shifters.

Hi! I’ve been on my shifting journey for around 2 1/2 years, since November 2020.

My name is Sam. 

My main drs are a fame dr, The walking dead, Bridgerton, House of the Dragon, Jujustu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, and Alexander the Great (as in 300 bc, like the past)

I was introduced during quarantine from TikTok but Ive learned since then.

I don’t really have any shifting friends so I talk to my mom about it. About 8 months ago i gave her a 4 hour long speech about it and i thought she really didn’t care but yesterday she slapped me in the face with some wisdom.

This reality is just another in a vast multiverse, therefore it is just as perfect and desirable as all the others.

She said a lot more, but that’s the basis.

Happy shifting!

this is my contribution to shiftblr, next time who knows

Update: It’s really bruised and looks like a zombie bite. I could totally play a late april fools day prank, but thats too much effort. I’m still thorougly convinced he gave me a disease

Can i get rabies from a middle school boy? or herpes???idk. One bit me today. Hurts real bad. he looks rabid