The Only Way I Would Accept Tom Holland! Spideypool Is If Our Wade Calls The Deadpool Dating Spidey A

''i'll make a home in your gut 'cause it's somewhere warm to sleep''

Well, he did forget something......

I haven’t gotten around to starting S3 Second Citadel, so I’m thinking up a bunch of cute (and some angsty) rad bouquet hcs that could so easily be crushed as soon as we start the next season depending on where that starts off (no spoilers) 

but rn… CUTE hc that after spending like 12 hours total with Damien, Arum slips up and refers to Rilla as “My Rilla” in conversation and she’s like “HAHA Damien has already gotten to you, huh?” and he’s like “I meant to say Amaryllis, my bad >:I” and shes like “no, no- I am your Rilla, it’s cute.” like, he still uses Amaryllis  most of the time, but, sometimes he’ll address her as “my Rilla”. 

and on that, Damien then begins calling her “Our Rilla”, when Arum is around and when he’s generally speaking on behalf of the two of them to their friends (just not to people dont, like, know of Arum). Furthermore, he starts being like “Oh, my heart- well, exactly half my heart-” because he loves his overly sappy pet names, but doesn’t want to leave either of them out. 

Gay people: I'm sad can we watch my comfort movie

And then put on Saw 2004

Rita: I've started sleeping with a knife to protect myself

Jet: I sleep with a gun

Juno: pussys

Vespa: why what do you sleep with Steel

Juno: Ransom

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Or alternatively

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Buddy: *scoffs*

Rita: why what do you sleep with Captain A

Buddy: Vespa

Jayce and Viktor are definetly gonna get the Jonmartin treatment in the sense of "They disappeared and we didn't see a body so they're actually just in a different universes and they're happy and alive and very gay"

I have just discovered something world altering and possibly evil

I was bored in chem so i started thinking about what the choir would be saved as in Ricky's phone so here

Mischa - the spider that bit peter parker

When the choir saw someone saved on Ricky's contacts as this they asked him who it was. He told then it was mischa and they were all very confused. Constance asked why he saved mischa as that and ricky doesn't even look up from his phone and types "it's because he's radioactive" into his text to speach. everyone looks horrified and ocean is about to rant about how he can't say things like that, but mischa is doubled over with laughter at the other side of the room.

Noel - greasy McDonald's french fry

Honestly it's bc noel low-key reminds me of my ex-best friend and he always had greasy hair so I think that there was a period of time when noel just straight up didn't shower for like a week straight

Constance - fresh a vaca do

The blackwood cafe has a menu sign out side and one time constance let him erase it and put vine quotes on it

Ocean - *insert joker quote here*

Ocean is just constantly flipping between preppy uptight bitch to "no one loves me I might as well just kms" ricky calls it her joker arc

Penny - Penny

He likes penny :)

If you saw this on Instagram. Hi.

I fixed some stuff. It's still very imperfect. I'll live with it.