Rita: I've Started Sleeping With A Knife To Protect Myself

FUCKING HOW

WHAT IS THIS

The replies are roasting this man on a spit holy shit

Oh, so the reason Adam doesn't take his mask off in heaven is because he's really fucking ugly

IS NO ONE SEEING THIS SHIT?!?!?!

People keep saying that Adam is supposed to look like Alex Brightman, and maybe he was, but Alex Brightman has a full beard and is hot. Adam has a "lives in his mums basement" goatie and is ugly.

V A D E R

By Brandon Ward

Bringing this post back because I've played soj now and the similarities keep piling up

Stupid

Only straight man

Mcs childhood best friend

No bitches

Both make books for children

I am so convinced that they are actually the same person

Mick Mecury and Larry Butz give off the same vibes

Things in the Re-Animator Novelisation that I like and/or found funny or interesting

Herbert is Canadian

Herbert's parents died in a fire and he grew up primarily in Foster care

Dr. Gruber and Herbert had father son relationship

Dr. Gruber killed himself via cocaine overdose for the sake of their experiments

Dr. Hill's middle name is Josiah

Dan's first impression of Herbert was that he looked like an undertaker

Herbert steals the brain from Hills class

Dan's middle name is Jonathan

Megs mother left

Herbert is 24

Med has a horse called Al

She also plays the piano and wrote a song for Al

Mace (the morgue guard) has been arrested twice

Herbert is called a cocky little shit

There's a detective called Vinnie Papa who accuses Dan and Herbert of dating

Meg describes Herbert as "wormy"

Herbert "likes Dan and enjoys being with him"

The corpses in the climax are referred to by their nicknames from earlier

Meatball, Burn Victim, Cracked Rib, Shotgun Wound to the Head, Rotten and Malpractice

It's also worth mentioning that this part is in Herbert's pov, so that's what he's referring to them as in his head

Herbert also dies in it (like frfr)

dan cain x fem reader headcanons!!!!

- herbert gets jealous

- you die

I cannot believe the word "sus" has canonically been used in Ace Attorney