Lil Mong ❤️

Jide: It’s illegal to be better looking than me. Simon: Well shit. Guys, it looks like we’re all going to jail.

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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that pushup last year for nothing!

- Simon (via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)

sorry simon

While decorating dorm for christmas JJ: *puts a selfie on top of the tree* Simon: Why is your selfie on the tree? JJ: Because I shine brighter than the star. Simon: Vik: Josh: Vik: sIMON PUT DOWN THE KNIFE—

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Jide: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as “Eagle 1”. Josh, code name “Been There, Done That”, Simon is “Currently Doing That”, Ethan is “It Happened Once In a Dream”, Tobi “If I Had to Pick a nice guy”. Vik is “Eagle 2”. Vik: Oh, thank God.

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this is my new favorite video bye

By- Banter_XIX

simon + tumblr tags

Josh: I can’t believe I forgot my phone. I hope Ethan liked his birthday present yesterday. Oh, he called. [seventeen new messages] Josh: What?! [message one] Ethan: Hey josh! Thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Simon can’t drive and I ran Callux’s Mazda into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together. Callux: You still owe me for that. Ethan: Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you. Mazdas are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now… but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright? Simon: [snoring] Ethan: Woo! Simon, you’re up! Peace josh! [end of message] Josh: I’m not listening to all of these. [skips to the last message] [message seventeen] Tobi: Oh my god is he dead? Why did you put him in the car?! Callux: It’s Vik, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital! Jide: Tobi, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese? Ethan: jide, shut up! Josh, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Josh, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, josh! Harry: Tobi, eyes on the road! Simon: Truck! All: [screaming] [end of message]

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IM YODELLING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD