Jian Yi: Someone's Trying To Kill Me, It Could Be Anyone!

he tian: how cute!

mo guan shan, petting a dog: yeah, who's a good boy?

he tian:

he tian: um, yeah. of course. the dog, mhm.

FUCK YEAH

she li: *drowning*

he tian: i'd save him, but who i am to play god.

there are 2 types of couples:

*tian and guan shan, watching harry potter and the half-blood prince together*

he tian: hey redhead, what do you think amortentia would smell like for you?

mo guan shan: i dunno… mom's pie probably. and yours?

he tian: you. mine would smell of you.

mo guan shan: i've no idea how it happened, but he tian and i know each other so well that we finish-

he tian: each other's sentences.

mo guan shan: don't interrupt me.

accompany you. pt2.

jian yi: xixi!! i have a gift for you!

zhan zheng xi: oh, you didn't have to-

zhan zheng xi: jesus christ.

jian yi: no, it's shrek.

mo guan shan: why do you have to be so tall?

he tian: would you like me on my knees?

mo guan shan: the fuck??

he tian: you want to fuck?

he tian: top or bottom?

mo guan shan: what the fuck?

he tian: i was talking about a bunk bed. and what did you think about, huh?

mo guan shan: WHAT THE FUCK?? WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING BUNK BED, YOU IDIOT!