He Tian: How Cute!

mama mo: what are you guys doing?

he tian: um... it's our bro thing, you know. totally platonic best bros do it all the time now.

mama mo: ...

mama mo: it's okay, boys. guan shan, i'm sorry you felt like you couldn't tell me that you have a boyfriend. you can go back to kissing now, i'll leave.

evil mo guan shan be like: dickchicken

i still hope that one day there'll be a 19 days podfic

he tian: *knows perfectly well how to tie a tie*

he tian: *also knows perfectly well that guan shan has never even worn a tie in his life*

he tian: oh, little mo, help me to tie my tie. i'm too clumsy and my hands are completely useless. you're my only hope.

mo guan shan: *grumbles, but still tries to do something*

he tian: *smug face*

jian yi: my hands are cold.

zhan zheng xi, holding jian yi's hands in his and rubbing them together: feeling better?

jian yi: ...my lips are cold too.

zhan zheng xi, rubbing jian yi's lips with his hand: is that better?

jian yi, almost crying: yeah...

was it a goodbye kiss?

Tian: [kisses Mo's forehead]

Mo: You missed.

Tian: ...?

Mo:[Brings Tian down and kisses him on the lips]

Tian *pass away*

*tian and guan shan, watching harry potter and the half-blood prince together*

he tian: hey redhead, what do you think amortentia would smell like for you?

mo guan shan: i dunno… mom's pie probably. and yours?

he tian: you. mine would smell of you.

he tian: just be yourself! say something nice

mo guan shan: which one? i cant do both.