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jian yi in elementary school:
jian yi: xixi!! i have a gift for you!
zhan zheng xi: oh, you didn't have to-
zhan zheng xi: jesus christ.
jian yi: no, it's shrek.
jian yi, a 24 year old grown man: xixi... don't you think it's sad that poor lonely zebras can't sleep on their own? it's like... soo unfair.
zhan zheng xi: jian yi, my love, it is really sad, yeah, but could you please think about it later instead of when we're fucking?