Mo Guan Shan: I've No Idea How It Happened, But He Tian And I Know Each Other So Well That We Finish-

mama mo: what are you guys doing?

he tian: um... it's our bro thing, you know. totally platonic best bros do it all the time now.

mama mo: ...

mama mo: it's okay, boys. guan shan, i'm sorry you felt like you couldn't tell me that you have a boyfriend. you can go back to kissing now, i'll leave.

the little kitty fang😭 guan shan is literally a poor little meow meow

jian yi in elementary school:

he tian is, like, on a completely different level. this man kissed his beloved one on the cheek, and boom, they're already married.

he tian: you can become a millionaire in no time.

mo guan shan: yeah? and how?

he tian: marry me.

he tian: i need to lose some weight. you've spoiled me, redhead.

mo guan shan: fuck no *cooks 10 times more*

40-year-old he tian has a little tummy. he's still fit and in good shape, it's just that mo's cooking is too delicious to resist. and mo guan shan absolutely loves it, because tian's finally eating (and sleeping) normally.

hey guys, can you recommend me some fics with bottom!he tian and top!mo guan shan? or fics where mo comforts he tian🖤🧡

he tian: we should play spin the bottle! i’ll go first. oh, it’s little mo!

zhan zheng xi: …you didn’t even spin the bottle.

he tian, shrugging: well, rules are rules! *kisses mo*

jian yi: he tian can't be good at everything. i bet he's a bad kisser.

mo guan shan: no, he's good at that too.

jian yi: ...wHAT?

mo guan shan: what?

*tian and guan shan, watching harry potter and the half-blood prince together*

he tian: hey redhead, what do you think amortentia would smell like for you?

mo guan shan: i dunno… mom's pie probably. and yours?

he tian: you. mine would smell of you.