Zhan Zheng Xi: *kisses Jian Yi's Hand*

he tian knows perfectly well that guan shan is afraid of the public and cares about opinion of others, but still hugs him on the street. it's not because he's indifferent to mo's feelings, he just needs some tenderness and help himself. those bags under tian's eyes and chapped lips... he tries to smile for the redhead, but he's still exhausted. the moment guan shan steps out of his apartment, he tian will break down.

police, arresting he tian: everything you say will be held against you.

he tian: mo guan shan.

sometimes guan shan wants to shove a tube of toothpaste up tian's ass. sometimes he actually tries. sometimes all of them, proponents of the «normal way of squeezing toothpaste», get together and complain about «these assholes» who «don't know how to use their hands». life is hard, he tian, jian yi and qiu ge are idiots.

and she li is... as usual, insane.

he tian: little mo, did you know that 0.3 seconds of eye contact is enough for a person to feel attracted to someone or fall in love with them?

mo guan shan: this is complete bullshit.

he tian: well, it's only been 15 seconds, and i'm not just in love with you anymore, i love you more than anything in the world, you're my sun, the only ray of light in the darkness of my life. so it's true.

*texting*

zhan zheng xi: you're cute.

jian yi: aww tysm

zhan zheng xi: i don't have autism.

like father like son

NOOOOO, not the paper!!! he won't be able to show he tian his result now😿

i think in the future, every time mo guan shan gets sick, he tian will be overprotective and worried, because he will have flashbacks, as he cried all night next to redhead, trying to bring down the fever.

Tian: Alright, high five.

Mo: [give Tian a high five]

Tian: [intertwines their fingers together]

Mo: Wha-

Tian: I love you.

mo guan shan: i'm not worthy of a good life, i'm not worthy of having friends, i'm not worthy of you. i'm just a dumb piece of shit with an ugly face.

he tian: …

he tian: you know, little mo, you have 217 freckles only on your face, and i would give half my life to count all the others. i would give the other half to repeat to you every day how beautiful, kind, wonderful, incredible and amazing you are. i love you. and in a way you're right, because you're really stupid if you haven't figured it out by now.